Laughter: The Best Medicine

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Muffyn

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Okay, I'm not usually known for creating threads, or having a high profile here in CC....(I prefer reading some of the posts - some have been very inspiring, really!)

But I do realize that there's quite a bit of tension in some of the threads, so I decided to start a thread to kick back and have a good laugh. If it survives, it survives; if it doesn't, well, at least I tried. :)

Okay, basically, the purpose of his thread is for us CC forumers to post a joke or something you think will make someone's day..... (no obscene or insensitive jokes please)

I'll start the ball rolling....

The only time a woman wants to be a year older is when she's expecting. :p
 
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LovingtheLord

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Why do women look like they are about to sneeze when they put on mascara:confused:

 
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Steve4U

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Do you think women were created first, but God wrote it that way to help men with their egos?
 
Dude653

Dude653

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A feminist goes into a restaurant and asks for a mamloin steak
 
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jimmydiggs

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Dude653 said:
A feminist goes into a restaurant and asks for a mamloin steak
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I dun get it.


I've got a joke!


Women's rights.



HAHAHAHHAHA!


*runs for cover*
 
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Muffyn

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jimmydiggs said:
I dun get it.


I've got a joke!


Women's rights.



HAHAHAHHAHA!


*runs for cover*
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Change SIRloin to mamloin. :)

and.....

*throws an apple pie at Jimmydiggs*

What do you call the father of the transformers? (as in the robot thingies)

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pickles

pickles

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Can one finish before they are done?

God bless
pickles
 
Dude653

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I thought about calling myself Dude_Love, but if you put the emphasis on the wrong sylable, it makes me sound gay
 
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Kooper

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Dude653 said:
I thought about calling myself Dude_Love, but if you put the emphasis on the wrong sylable, it makes me sound gay
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Dudeluv was my first Youtube account. A friend of mine used to call me Dude Love back in highschool. Only really I used it was because my mind blanks out when I'm forced to fill in the username space. Dudeluv was easier to remember for some odd reason.
 
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Steve4U

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I thought you were gay.

- - -

(Girls, this is how men talk to eachother. It's okay, ok?)


... sorry we're taking over your nice thread.

A duck goes into a chemist and asks for some lipstick. The shopassistant says 'hey, how are you going to pay for this, you're a duck!' The duck says it's okay put it on my bill."
 
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Steve4U

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Okay, the duck goes down to the riverbank and sticks his head in a hole, cause there's no more jokes !!!

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MrsSunflower

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Hahahahaha

Hahahaha

Hahaha

haha

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shekaniah

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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout "PRAISE THE LORD!"

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"

Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"

The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD."

The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I told you there was no Lord. I bought those groceries, God didn't."

The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"
 
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