LOST SOCKS - just what happens to them?

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Miri

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Know what - I'm glad I'm not the only strange person on this website - at least Im in good company. lol

they join the navy get on a ship to visit sock family members in europe.

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Actually OFM, the comment about them joining the Navy is not as far fetched as you might think. I have a relative who was in the Royal Navy, we use to send him packages with all sorts of weird fun things inside!


Automobiles attract socks and use them as a fuel additive.
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Hey just think how much greener the world would be if we could use spare socks as a kind of fuel!


I have occasionally found a sock in a strange place, the most unussual which I do not even want to consider how ??? was the fridge.
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This is so funny, i just hope the sock was clean!

Hey you wont believe this, but I actually found a place that sells socks in threes so that you have a spare - unless, just maybe, they are for 3 legged people!

 
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OFM

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socks are sockfull they love going to the beach and political conventions as well.
 
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OFM

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We Should Have Mr.President Sock,and First Lady Sock thier a matching pair of socks.
 
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nw2u

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Miri said:
You know what I can't work out (well actually there is a lot I can't work out but maybe that is for another thread).

How is it that it is never the socks with holes in them that go missing, it is always the good ones.

I have even tried buying several pairs of socks all the same colour so if a couple go missing, I still have a pair.
But now I just have less socks all the same colour with holes in them, cos all of the good socks have gone missing.
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ROFL! I find the missing ones later, when all the ones with holes are gone and I have replaced them with ones of a different color. LOL Like your sense of humor.
 
flowerof3

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i finally figured out what's going on
IT'S A CONSPIRACY , the sock makers are paying off the washing machine bandits to steal the socks which in turn creates a demand for more socks
 
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flowerof3

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my daughter says that daffy duck uses them as fake ears during duck hunting season
 
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OFM

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yes sock makers do it on purpose thier is a world wide Sock Union Thier Phone Number is 1-207-775-6597
 
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Miri

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OFM maybe you can use your spare socks as bedding for your guinae pig. Or maybe you can make it a sock friend - don't make it too scary though.
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OFM

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none of my socks are ver lost thier all SAVED Spiritual.
They are Christian Socks.
Socks are in Pairs so they must bee married too each other.
 
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OFM

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They Open Wal-Mart stores On Mars.
The Mars Rover is looking 4 them right now.
 
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OFM

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the missing Sock,move to an unknown land and Write Books.
 
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Miri

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Maybe the missing socks have soles/souls and go walk about toe find themselves and nail down their origins - toe find out what kind of clothe they were cut from and in the hope they can walk instep with their own kind.
 
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OFM

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walk instep rofl lol very much alot cute
 
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the centipedes , millipedes, caterpillars. spiders , squid, and octopus needs them for the winter weather
 
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flowerof3

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snakehead fish use them when they walk on land
 
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OFM

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they work in payless shoe stores for no pay
 
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Miri

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Just popped very quickly before I go to work. Guess what, I FOUND.....wait for it..... a missing sock this morning, I was so excited I nearly fainted...... jolly hockey sticks, what, what.

Anyway with great joy I went to my sock drawer to re-unite it with its buddy...... only to find its chum has now gone missing.

There is definately a conspiracy !!!!!
 
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OFM

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they r sock twins so they just switched lace ha-ha.
 
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starfield

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Miri said:
Anyway with great joy I went to my sock drawer to re-unite it with its buddy...... only to find its chum has now gone missing.
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Oh no! Maybe its chum went looking for it but got stolen by a sneaky sock fairy.
 
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