There once was a person that had two socks. One day the left sock said to the person, ", could you give me my lint inheritance?"
So the owner thought about it and decided his sock could have the lint now, and he split it evenly between them.
Very soon after the left sock received the lint, he decided that since he had so much he would move to a different sock drawer, and have some fun with it.
When he left, he left for good. He took every last thing he had and didn't plan on returning. He wanted to be a wild sock up and spend all his lint how.
So he just left. He left a big foot with five hired toes, and all the toejam he needed. He left his right sock brother, and more importantly he left
his owner who trusted him enough to give him the lint. This probably made his owner very sad and I'm sure he missed sock very very much.
While the sock was gone he spent all the lint he had right away. He didn't think to save any of it. He took wild dryer rides every day,
he bought fancy detergents, he threw wild odor eater parties and spent money on many other things that God wouldn't be happy with.
After he had spent all his lint , the drawer he was living in became very poor and they hardly had enough dryer sheets for everyone.
It was even worse for socks who had no lint because detergent became even more expensive, so it was very hard for poor socks to get washed.
The sock was in trouble. He had no lint, no drawer to live in, he had nothing to wash with, so he had to get a job. The only job he could find was
wiping furniture as a rag. He was so dirty he tried to use the furniture polish he was sprayed with, but the pledge boss caught him
and told him if he ever saw him doing that again he would lose his job, and become a garage rag.
That night as the sock was walking home his odor wouldn't stop reeking , he was so smelly . He saw some dirty clothes walking towards him
and he asked them if they could give him any detergent for the washer , but no one would give him anything.
Everyone was so poor it was hard to share with anyone.The sock went to bed smelly and holey, and when he woke up he realized something.
When he lived with his owner , even the hired toes had more toejam than they needed, and now he was stinking to death. At that moment he made a plan. He would go back to his owners s house and say to him, 'I have sinned against God and against you. I don't deserve to be called your sock , so hire me and I will work for you."
He knew that if he became like a toe on his owners foot, he would still be better off than he was right now. He would always have a warm place to stay and
detergent for wash. So he headed for his home sock drawer.
It took the sock a long time to get home, he was just hoping that his owner would let him back on his foot and let him be a hired toe.
The sock was hopping (catch the funny?) up to the foot but while he was still a long way off and he could see someone notice him and start to run towards him.
He was sure that they must have been expecting someone else, no one would be excited to smell him.
As the person got closer he realized it was his owner and he was yelling, "My sock! My sock! You are finally home!" He couldn't believe it. His owner threw his arms around him and kissed him (then made a face).
But the sock quickly said, "owner, I have sinned against God and against you. I don't deserve to be called your sock..." The sock wanted to continue
but the owner said to one of his servants, "Quick! Bring the best odor spray and put it on him. Put a sock sorter on him, place him in the wash, . Bring the fatted oxyclean and kill it.
Let's have a sock hop and celebrate because my sock was lost and is found!"
