Most Random advice ever given to you?

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Hummingbird61

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Be careful who you let in your life because once they're in, they're hard to get out if you don't want them there.
 
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missy2shoes

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always wear a plane when jumping out a parachute :p
 
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sweetie36

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Before you go swimming make sure you have a towl, and sandles.
 
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missy2shoes

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Swim with sharks....if ya don't mind getting eaten.....
 
Nov 14, 2008
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sit in a crocodiles mouth and he will chew you to death
 
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missy2shoes

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unless it no longer has teeth.....and then it'll just gum ya ta death :p
 
Feb 27, 2007
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You should throw powdered creamer on it! it will explode!
[if you throw powdered creamer on fire it explodes! super fun!]
shut up I am going to soooo try that!
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Math is like playing soccer. You have to practice to get better. - - my math teacher
 
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wwjd_kilden

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the powdered creamer thing works with flour and dried milk too...

- but BE CAREFUL. - it can be used as a "magic trick"
 
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christiancollegegirl

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really? I so have to try that. I happen to have powdered sugar in the fridge.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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just make sure it mixes with air, otherwise nothing will happen. - and (I assume..) keep your head away from it! :p
 
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christiancollegegirl

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...or you'll end up with no eyebrows!
 
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wwjd_kilden

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probably.... (...Mythbusters?)
 
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christiancollegegirl

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lol. Have they tried it yet?
 
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Shovels

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coffee stunts your growth
In fact anything that is not good for a kid stunts his growth if his or her older sibling or parent says so.
Don't cross your eyes or they may get stuck

Nothing means nothing unless it was supose to mean something.

Good is as good as good gets... unless it gets better.. which is not good
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Said to my brother while I was eating the same thing: eat your green beans, They'll put hair on your chest.
 
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lol thats great estrella!!! I wont ask the obvious question... random advise i was given... if you get your feet wet & its 30 below put on new socks & put plastic bags over your feet & then the wet in your boots wont soak your new socks.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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That's actually pretty good advice.
 
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Shovels

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don't walk on thin ice unlesss you plan on getting wet