Most Random fact

You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day than in any other weather.



Hmm poor little guys i bet they try grabbing on to something with their tails & BAM next thing you know they are dead because they stabed you with their stinger =(

Fact: when life gets hard just laugh it off then keep trying to make it easier

To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs -- it will let you go instantly.


Ouchy... but Ouchy if you dont, & of course pray that it dont chase after you.
Remember God made us & animals & he can close their mouths to stop them from bitting us.

Thomas Edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid of the dark.


Hmm... I wonder.

You forgot "pray" its the best, especially when you talk to God & he hears our prayers =D

There are more chickens than people in the world.

That explains a lot, no wonder why we can eat as much as we want & yet they dont become extinct.

The downforce created on a formula 1 race car at top speed, would allow the car to drive up-side down in a tunnel. It is stronger than gravity.

Boys and their toys...

I know but at the moment laughing seems to make things feel better

In the UK, It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

They'll probably give you a fine if you do...

being the government they will probably fine your family :S

But you can't help it if you suddenly just drop dead in the houses of parliament though...:/

Good thing God's laws aren't made by silly men or women

Very good thing

Speaking of bees you just reminded me of something

a lot of my family and some family friends were at a conference in Wales a few year ago and cos it were sunny we decided to have a barbie outside. Anyway earlier during the week everyone had been winding up one of our cousins cos we just have a right laugh (his mum and dad do it too so it's not like anyones doing it to be nasty...just that we all know he can't take a joke of any kind and we find it hilarious when he gets wound up) anyway...like I said earlier in the week we'd been proper winding him up and making jokes and stuff. He kept telling us specifically not to touch the diet coke because they were HIS. But everyone had agreed to put their fair share of money in so we could eat what we wanted. So we decided because they were technically ours too that whoever were in the house at the time was going to drink one of the cans of diet coke instead of the coca cola. Anyway we ran out of diet coke which my cousin went crazy at and so he had no choice but to have tango. Anyway at this BBQ we were all sat outside and this wasp goes upto my cousin as he's drinking his tango and trying to man the barbie at the same time and it proper starts gunning for him, he screamed then flipped his drink and everyone just absolutely wet themselves laughing. Yeah it's not that funny...but it were funny at the time lolz

Fact: I have drums tonight.

Fact: last night I wanst wearing my seatbelt and me and my father were arguing. He got really mad and quickly hit the brakes and my head hit the roof then I went over the front seat...

that was stupid of him

but of you to... why weren't you wearing a seatbelt?.... *looks sternly at*

right now I could care less.

what's wrong?

9I will say unto God my rock, Why hast thou forgotten me? why go I mourning because of the oppression of the enemy?
10As with a sword in my bones, mine enemies reproach me; while they say daily unto me, Where is thy God?
11Why art thou cast down, O my soul? and why art thou disquieted within me? hope thou in God: for I shall yet praise him, who is the health of my countenance, and my God.