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christiancollegegirl

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You do it. I'll just stand back and laugh.
 
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Cako53

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Okay, someone get him for me!
 
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greatkraw

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I was in christchurch england

there were huge white swans by the waterfront

we were picnicking

the signs said dont feed the swans

the huge male swans couldnt read!!??
 
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goth4god

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no! dont wrap George! *hides George in a big, yet secretive place
 
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Cako53

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Someone help me find him!
 
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Toby2

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I love penguins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I study them, I write comics about them I love penguins!!!!!! penguins rule!
 
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goth4god

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oh! can you share some of your comics?
 
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wwjd_kilden

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COme on Caleb! get the penguin!
 
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goth4god

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you guys are mean! this thread is for penguin LOVERS!
 
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wwjd_kilden

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but how else are we gonna get the penguin to norway?
 
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goth4god

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I'll dress him up like a person when I come to visit!
 
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wwjd_kilden

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okai then...................
 
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Toby2

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sure goth4god, I have just been up dating and drawing my charaters so I'll have to start on a new one. The ones I have now are from 6th grade
 
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Toby2

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I'm having problems with writing my comic but would a story do?
 
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Toby2

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you could ship the penguin over there.
 
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goth4god

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stories are always good! do share! I should share mine! =]
 
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Toby2

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alright! I'm just making this up as I go along and see what happens
its kind of cheesy I hope your okay with that.
The penguin Series,
Chapter one,
war is here


I'm going to tell you a story about a penguin and his name was Adam, He was tall, taller then most penguins and has great reflexes. He was the champoin of fishing and always was up for a challenge...

December 16 1995, glacier hill

Adam was walking with two of his friends along glacier hill, 'hey guys I'm hungry want to grab some fish?' one of Adam's friend asked 'sure' Adam replied then one of his friends slide down the ice almost at the bottem and then Adam spotted a leopard seal closing in on him 'Wait, stop!' Adam shouted franticly trying to warn his friend about the danger and then... snap! Adam screamed for his friend in tears but there was no repliy. 'I'm going in!' Adam told his friend, Steve. 'no, your going to end up as penguin chops!' steve said holds on to Adams flipper. 'your right, its hopeless...' Adam replied back to Steve with tears rolling down his face 'hes in a better place now.' Steve said to Adam trying to hold back his tears...

January 1st, 2010

After Adam's friend was killed Adam thought he might study politics and it paid off, he now has control of the United penguin nations and he took his personal life with him. Its new years and everyone is celebrating. Adam looked out the window of the penguin senate building with his hands behind his back just staring out there. Then a United penguin army soldier came running though the doors. 'sir the attacks on glaicer hill continue and it looks like the leopard seals are preparing to come on land' the soldier said. Adam looked at him with anger in his eyes 'well lets go' Adam said 'but sir!' the soldier said 'your life could be at stake!' 'do I look like I care?' ninja penguin asked loading up on shells and bullets 'no sir' the soldier answered 'well then lets get going!' Adam said
 
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goth4god

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thats really good and interesting Toby! ^_^

this is a little short story I wrote one day
Quite a crazy tale(yeah I need a better title!)

by Me

The sun shone brilliantly, hanging in the middle of a bright blue blanket. Under its rays resided a penguin sitting in the middle of a lush grassy sea.
Now you may be thinking 'what is a penguin doing in the middle of a meadow?' I will simply ask you, why can't a penguin sit in the middle of a meadow? With that out of the way we shall continue!
The penguin, whose name was Archibald, sat on his homemade black and red quilt. He sat by himself watching the clouds go by while sipping on his highly sweetened, extremely caffeinated tea.
You may be pondering how a penguin can sip tea with no lips, but you might not be. So I will pretend you didn't and get along with my story!
Archibald was enjoying some nice peaceful time alone. Suddenly a nut hit him on the head. The 'thunk' of the nut against Archibald's head was barley audible over his exclamation of pain!
You might have found a flaw in the setting, how can a nut fall out of the sky, shouldn't there be a tree? Well earlier I forgot to mention that detail. So now that we know Archibald was resting near a tree, I shall put an end to this interruption.
Upon hearing Archibald's quite feminine scream, a little squirrel popped its head out of a hole in the tree. Looking down he saw quite clearly the knot appearing on the birds head.
"Oh! Oh, oh, oh my! Did I drop a nut on your skull? I did not mean for such a fate to befall you! Oh my! What a horrid pun! Befall, the nut fell!"
Archibald looked up, adjusting his spectacles, and spotted the youthful rodent.
"I do say, I thought it was raining nuts!"
The squirrel was so over come with squeaky laugher from his clever remark that he toppled from his perch and landed on Archibald's blanket.
"Oh! I see I was correct about the downpour of nuts!" he said while eyeing the squirrel.
"Hey! Who you calling nuts, buddy?" the spunky rodent retorted.
"Well I'm not quite sure, for you see I don't have a clue to your name!"
"The name's Edward!" he stuck his furry paw out inviting a shake. "And I'm sorry about the nut incident."
"Quite alright my dear boy!" Archibald said while extending his flipper to grasp the small paw and show friendship.
Now please don't let the fact that flippers can't grasp objects bother you! Just let it go, it will make for a better story!
"You see I was in quite a hurry to gather nuts, winter is coming its my first one on my own! So I'm rather worried that I will not have enough nuts to sustain me! I just got kicked out of the nest this summer." Edward chattered quickly while picking up the nut he had earlier dropped.
"Winter?" the aquatic bird appeared puzzled as he looked around. He saw the sky had grown darker and the lush green tree was now various shades of orange and red. "By golly! I do say you are correct Edward! Winter is upon us!"
Yet again you may see a flaw in the story line. Yet I ask you, did I ever say how long Archibald was sitting? Or how many spots of tea he consumed? No I did not! It could have been centuries and thousands of cups of tea for all you know! On with the plot!
"Yes yes yes! It is going to be a cold one this year!" replied the anxious squirrel. "I do hope I will have everything I need to maintain myself!"
"Well," the penguin started forming an idea in his brain, "I have a winter home in the fine state of Hawaii, and I welcome you to join me! It gets rather lonely sipping tea all by myself!"
"Oh! Can I?! That would be wonderful! Wait, how can you sip tea? You have no lips." Edward pondered.
"Do not fret my dear friend! That is not pertinent to the story! So please over look that minute detail."
"Well I guess I can for now, but you are definitely going to have to show me how you sip with no lips!"
"And I shall! But later! We must continue with this story! You do want a place to stay for the winter, correct?"
"Oh yes! Thank you Mr. Archibald!" said the still confused squirrel.
"Well pack your bags! We leave today!"
"I have nothing to pack! How shall we get to Hawaii?"
"We fly!" replied Archibald
"But&#8230;.penguins&#8230;.can you?" questioned Edward excitedly.
"Oh course not! Do you think that the writer of this story would contradict the laws of nature? You silly squirrel! I have frequent flyer miles with United Airlines! I have already bought my ticket and I'm getting yours right now!" Archibald then whipped out his cellular device. He said a few words and hung up. "We are set! Shall we go now?"
"Oh! Yes yes! Let's go!"
The animals enjoyed a nice flight in first class. Edward consumed all the complementary peanuts that the plane had to offer while Archibald danced in the aisle way, for all the caffeinated tea was still affecting him, even hours after drinking it. They arrived safely in Hawaii and enjoyed a winter filled with snorkeling and sipping tea. Edward was eventually shown how penguins sip with no lips, but could not fully grasp the wonder of it.