Pwnage Game

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KrypticGuitarist

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#121
#121
hate to end the game, but few things can pwn this:



Chuck Norris.
 
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BeauBLESSED

Guest
#122
#122
Nice move! Buuuuut I'll be the one to take us into Endgame...

Tickle-Me Elmo. Chuck Norris wouldn't stand up to Elmo because he'd have a lingering guilt! Boom!
 
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BeauBLESSED

Guest
#124
#124
That's describing an absence of something. You have to come up with something fool! >.<
What can stand up to the adorablenessness of Elmo?
 
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blindside683

Guest
#125
#125
fire.
and there is proof if necessary.
 
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BeauBLESSED

Guest
#127
#127
I think I've seen that. It was on Merrick and Rosso Show... I saw it all :'(

Axe breaks fire hydrant. BOOM
 
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Rissa77

Guest
#128
#128
so you still have the axe... which still trumps tickle me elmo... lol

you're the one who said tickle me elmo trumped chuck morris. well, elmo is still trumped.

thanks for the axe ;)
 
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BeauBLESSED

Guest
#129
#129
Okay.

So what do you have against my axe woman? lol
 
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Rissa77

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#130
#130
i took it. hence the thanks for the axe. now what are you going to do, boy?
 
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BeauBLESSED

Guest
#131
#131
That's not a thing. Silly person. im wae smrter then u >:3
But if you insist...
To stop you and your newly-acquired axe I shall use my taser gun to paralyze you, hence rendering your axe skills unpossible! :B
 
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Rissa77

Guest
#132
#132
Tazering sometimes invokes involuntary spaztic actions, which in this case, I involuntarily but much coincidentally hack elmo to pieces with the axe that is still in my hands.
 
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BeauBLESSED

Guest
#133
#133
Haha! Nope. Haven't you seen cop shows? Tazer guns render it's victim incapable of controlling themselves. They just fall on the ground and jitter...
 
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Rissa77

Guest
#134
#134
yes jitter. jitter my arm which involuntarily hacks elmo.

I WIN!!
 
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BeauBLESSED

Guest
#135
#135
You are a sad strange little man...

Well, let's put you in a cage, preventing your jittery tazered body from getting at Elmo.
 
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DABEARS85

Guest
#136
#136
AND....... A quick sidestep to the left dodges the anvil!
 
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DABEARS85

Guest
#137
#137
klfsajf;sa I was about 5 pages in the wrong direction! I will fix this!

I'll make this easy. A key opens the cage, and thus rendering it useless.
 
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Theron

Guest
#139
#139
and yet again a hose down, seems to save the day lol
 
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blindside683

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#140
#140
poison in the water supply that you just used, makes the day a little less saved
 
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