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( runs as fast as i can to report thread ) i need to report myself !!! *pant-gasp-pant* i've just seen reports and i need to report myself before someone else does it !!!! hurry, report me now ! i NEED help, file a report, immediately !
i cannot sleep unless i am REPORTED ! doesn't anyone understand !? *panting* report me, report me NOW !
Dear God, please report me... i've done an awful thing, i've witnessed reports... and i fear, it is i who needs reporting !?
CAN SOMEBODY HELP!!!! *screams* can SOMEONE PLEASE HELP me ! *cries hysterically*
reporter, reporter! i'm afraid i'm not popular enough to be reported... or maybe it's because i'm new to the threads section and posting ........ why WHYYYYYY won't you report me ? HELP! HELP! can anyone hear me ???!!! HELP, for the love of all that is holy... help me pleaaaaaase... *weeps and moans* (under breath, choking on tears... ' it's all i ever wanted, all i ever needed was only to be.. reported. '
i cannot sleep unless i am REPORTED ! doesn't anyone understand !? *panting* report me, report me NOW !
Dear God, please report me... i've done an awful thing, i've witnessed reports... and i fear, it is i who needs reporting !?
CAN SOMEBODY HELP!!!! *screams* can SOMEONE PLEASE HELP me ! *cries hysterically*
reporter, reporter! i'm afraid i'm not popular enough to be reported... or maybe it's because i'm new to the threads section and posting ........ why WHYYYYYY won't you report me ? HELP! HELP! can anyone hear me ???!!! HELP, for the love of all that is holy... help me pleaaaaaase... *weeps and moans* (under breath, choking on tears... ' it's all i ever wanted, all i ever needed was only to be.. reported. '
I will report you, this means you have been initiated into the report a report club. You must report to service today to report. It's important to report ANYTHING and everything that offends you. Even if it's someone saying, I like red roses, and you don't like red roses, it doesn't matter, you don't and you didn't say it and so that offends you. REPORT IT! It's important to report the offending nature of someone who's opinion vary's from yours. We can't have that!
re-port. n. noun
v. verb
- An account presented usually in detail.
- A formal account of the proceedings or transactions of a group.
- A published collection of authoritative accounts of court cases or of judicial decisions. Often used in the plural.
v. verb
- To make or present an often official, formal, or regular account of.
- To relate or tell about; present.
report one's findings.
- To write or provide an account or summation of for publication or broadcast.
report the news.
I FULLY EXPECT EVERY POSTER HERE TO ABIDE STRICTLY BY THE GIVEN DEFINITION OF "report." ANY INFRACTIONS OR VARIATIONS WILL BE REPORTED!
