RHYME THE DIME...!!!

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NoahsMom

Guest
I sure BET
You cant SET
in the WET
on a NET

RHYME horseraddish
 
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goth4god

Guest
I was sitting in a cabbage patch
when a bunny with a rash
came by and we had a clash
*shrugs* lol

rhyme the 'Joy'
 

NoahsDad

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Oct 30, 2006
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she married a boy who ,still played with toys,
now shes broke and very annoyed.
 

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blindside683

Guest
you forgot to give a word to rhyme so i guess ill use `dad`

you must feel bad
cause youve never had
the latest fad
dont be mad
dont be sad
ask your dad
ye little lad
you will be glad
but he said its not rad
so be a college grad
buy your own pad
and steal one from brad

~rhyme the orange~
no, thats mean, rhyme the moose
 
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goth4god

Guest
ha ha! good! i had to rhyme orange before! lol!

you are such a silly goose
to use a string to make a noose
cuz it wont hold your fatty caboose!

ha ha...ummms...

rhyme the 'poptart'
 
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mommygrace

Guest
the wonderful work of art
Looked good upon the cart.
I wish it would start,
so i do not have to depart.
 
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blindside683

Guest
no word again....ill use grace [i use the username if there is no word]

youre a disgrace,
in a knee brace,
walk in such a slow pace
i sad sad case,
better carry some mace
but know youre place
or youll be gone without a trace
no one will know your face
untill you win a race
or become a tennis ace
even play the bass,
maybe knit some lace

ryhme the toaster
 

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goth4god

Guest
i was making a lovely poster
for a brand new coffee roaster
and with purchase comes a free coaster!

rhyme the "kitty"
 
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blindside683

Guest
p diddy
wishes he was witty
so much that its a pity

rhyme the pomme de terre
 

NoahsDad

Senior Member
Oct 30, 2006
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whyd ya use the french fer whyd ya use tha french fer
recon id like ta rhym it
dont know what it even is ner, how ta pernounce terre
so ill just say agin
why,d ya use tha french fer?




rhyme the lawnmower
 
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goth4god

Guest
i had to rake a lawn and that is slower
than using a leaf blower
I'll be sure and show her!

Rhyme the "hour"
 
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oneholyfire

Guest
The enemy will cower
At God's amazing power
He is our strength and tower !!

Rhyme the "road"
 
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goth4god

Guest
there once was a poor little toad
who was carrying a heavy load
but then fell into the rivers flow

rhyme the 'Why'
 
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oneholyfire

Guest
I saw a little birdie fly
beyond the meadow, to the sky
you can reach it, if you try

Rhyme the "gold"
 
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goth4god

Guest
the man was rather old
he didnt like to fold
so wrinkled shirts he sold.

rhyme the 'sleep'
 
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HISbabygisl

Guest
so one day i decided to go to sleep
and i had a dream of little bo peep
and she kept screamin at all her sheep
and i then i saw some wolf who was a creep
so i got a little creeped and made a huge leap
and when landed i heard a bus beep
and then i woke up when i heard the beeping of a jeep

wow that's terrible lol

rhyme the 'time'
 
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goth4god

Guest
Dear God please give me a sign
and hopefully this time
i might make a good rhyme!

rhyme the "apple"
 
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onelastwish

Guest
Its a rare breed of GRAPPLE
kinda like what they put in SNAPPLE
just remember, its not allowed in the CHAPEL


Start the rhyming with Daschund
 
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blindside683

Guest
a dog was found
on a trash mound
he was taken to the pound
in a cage he was bound
told not to make a sound
then he just frowned
layed on the ground
he didnt need to be crowned
no desire to be world renowned
he just wanted to run around
be a normal ol hound
...as long as he isnt drowned