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One day Satan asked Jesus, bitterly: "Why do you keep helping these humans... these weak creatures?", and proceeded, "every time they sin they hurt you and go against your rules and teachings." Jesus answered: " simply... because I love them." Satan replied angrily: "THINK ABOUT IT! How many times did you lead them and they never listened to you? How many times you talked to them face to face and they just kept behaving like the same way... and worse?! They don't deserve to be saved. They deserve NOTHING!" Jesus smiled and said: "they are my children!"
Then Jesus asked Satan: "What do you really want Satan to leave them alone? How do they bother you? Tell me, what do you want me to give you?" Satan answered with a big malicious smile on his face: "I WANT you to give me your blood, your flesh, your body. I WANT you to suffer from the pain and soreness. I WANT your wounds to burn like hell. I WANT to break your every bone of yours. I WANT to hear your screaming. I WANT to crush your heart. I WANT YOUR PAIN."
Jesus smiled again: "DONE!"
Then Jesus asked Satan: "What do you really want Satan to leave them alone? How do they bother you? Tell me, what do you want me to give you?" Satan answered with a big malicious smile on his face: "I WANT you to give me your blood, your flesh, your body. I WANT you to suffer from the pain and soreness. I WANT your wounds to burn like hell. I WANT to break your every bone of yours. I WANT to hear your screaming. I WANT to crush your heart. I WANT YOUR PAIN."
Jesus smiled again: "DONE!"