Straw Man Argument Game...! :D

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eternally-gratefull

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blue_ladybug said:
​pours scalding hot water on the power-hungry snow bunnies.. bahahahahaha :)
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these are special snow bunnies with great power they shoot flaming streams of fire from their mouth, Like napalm or something, Yet it does not melt them,, So getting close to them would be kind of hard!
 
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eternally-gratefull said:
these are special snow bunnies with great power they shoot flaming streams of fire from their mouth, Like napalm or something, Yet it does not melt them,, So getting close to them would be kind of hard!
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​*laughs scornfully* hah! they are no match for my powers of blueness..lol :)
 
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eternally-gratefull

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blue_ladybug said:
​*laughs scornfully* hah! they are no match for my powers of blueness..lol :)
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don't fall for the trap, they want you to think that, it takes pink to defeat them, they inhale to blue, blue gives them their power!
 
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There's rumors that Snowzilla is coming to crush all pretenders!!
 
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eternally-gratefull

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eternally-gratefull said:

run, and hide under the rocks. the wrath of snowzilla has come, and who can withstand it!
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Never fear The messiah will come with his robes dipped in blood, and strike snowzilla where he stands, But those who endure to the end will be saved..
 
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eternally-gratefull said:

Never fear The messiah will come with his robes dipped in blood, and strike snowzilla where he stands, But those who endure to the end will be saved..
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Does that mean the Strawmen will be snatched away in the twinkle of an eye?
 
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crossnote said:
Chris? I don't see any Chris. What evidence do you have that Chris is not a bear...let alone exists?
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Oh now you think you are trying to write poetry huh? Well in my recent wedded bliss... I for a fact know he is a man named Chris.... So what do you think of this? You do not want to make this Blond hiss.....Tisk, Tisk
 
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eternally-gratefull said:
The snow bunnies started the war between the snowmen and strawmen. They wanted power!
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Blond being born in Snow Bunny territory knows that Blonds rule over the Snow bunnies they must obey her every command and she tells them to crush snowzilla quick like a bunny and take possession of the strawman thread.
 
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JesusLives said:
Oh now you think you are trying to write poetry huh? Well in my recent wedded bliss... I for a fact know he is a man named Chris.... So what do you think of this? You do not want to make this Blond hiss.....Tisk, Tisk
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Look sis,
Don't have a sissy fiss,
Because of this,
There is no chris,
Nor anyone that you might miss.
 
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JesusLives said:


Blond being born in Snow Bunny territory knows that Blonds rule over the Snow bunnies they must obey her every command and she tells them to crush snowzilla quick like a bunny and take possession of the strawman thread.
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But alas for the snow bunnies as they were pounced on by the snow cats.



Who then were in turn chased away by the snow dogs.




Who were then in turn eaten by the snowgators.

 
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psychomom

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where do people find the time (and the proper gloves)
to make all those snow critters??

(it's really the glove part that has me stumped)
 
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psychomom

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crossnote said:
Look sis,
Don't have a sissy fiss,
Because of this,
There is no chris,
Nor anyone that you might miss.
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got a rap tune for that? :p

(does rap have a tune?)
 
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psychomom said:
where do people find the time (and the proper gloves)
to make all those snow critters??

(it's really the glove part that has me stumped)
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What else is there to do in the north outside during the winter? :p

Ice fishing gloves :)

 
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eternally-gratefull

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SarahM777 said:

But alas for the snow bunnies as they were pounced on by the snow cats.



Who then were in turn chased away by the snow dogs.




Who were then in turn eaten by the snowgators.

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snowzilla will take them all. He will make them take his mark! Its the number of the strawman. the number 666
 
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eternally-gratefull

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crossnote said:
Does that mean the Strawmen will be snatched away in the twinkle of an eye?
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only if they are ready, otherwise they may be left behind. He comes as a theif in the night!
 
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