The ‘Perhaps’ Game.......

Perhaps I want coffee.

Perhaps what shows her bravery most of all is that she accepted me as her mother-in-law.

Perhaps I want a million dollars.

Perhaps she thought you were her father in law.

Perhaps you're mistaken as I don't think anyone ever mistook me for a man.

Perhaps you may have heard this joke:

A man was wandering in the woods pondering all the questions of life, the universe, and his own personal problems. The man could not find any answers so he sought help from God.
"God!? God?! Are you there God?!", he shouted.
God responded, "What is it, my son?"
"I have a few questions, mind if I ask?"
"Go right ahead, my son - ask anything," God said.
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God said, "A million years to me is like a minute."
"Hmmm", he wondered. Then he asked again, "God, what is a million dollars to you?"
God said, "A million dollars to me is like a penny."
The man lifted his eyebrows and proceeded to ask a final question. "God, may I have a penny?"
And God cheerfully answered, "Sure.....in a minute."

Perhaps they mistook you for a small child, aged three.

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Perhaps if I close my eyes, she'll stop and go away.

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Perhaps I’ll have some cookies when I get home.

Perhaps the Cookie Monster came to your home and demolished them already.

Perhaps @AuntieAnt didn't let that happen.

Perhaps she is the Cookie Monster.

Uh-oh... perhaps this could be a true story.

Lyrics
Perhaps love is like the ocean
Full of conflict, full of pain
Like a fire when it's cold outside
Or thunder when it rains…
Perhaps love is like a resting place
A shelter from the storm
It exists to give you comfort
It is there to keep you warm
And in those times of trouble
When you are most alone
The memory of love will bring you home
Perhaps love is like a window
Perhaps an open door
It invites you to come closer
It wants to show you more
And even if you lose yourself
And don't know what to do
The memory of love will see you through
Oh, love to some is like a cloud
To some as strong as steel
For some a way of living
For some a way to feel
And some say love is holding on
And some say letting go
And some say love is everything
And some say they don't know
Perhaps love is like the ocean
Full of conflict, full of pain
Like a fire when it's cold outside
Or thunder when it rains
If I should live forever
And all my dreams come true
My memories of love will be of you
And some say love is holding on
And some say letting go
And some say love is everything
And some say they don't know
Perhaps love is like the ocean
Full of conflict, full of pain
Like a fire when it's cold outside
Or thunder when it rains
If I should live forever
And all my dreams come true
My memories of love will be of you
Songwriters: John Denver

Perhaps someone should go get all of us ice cream.