The Country Club Thread

[MrHonest]

Hmm maybe I should be more specific. A torta from the Mexican restaurant Salsitas in Phoenix near the corner of central & southern will influence my decision. A taco, won't.

 

[resurrection33]

I will send you 50 cents.

 

[MrHonest]

Torta costs 6$ byt I'll take 50¢

 

[redemption]

hmmm... randomly wanders in and asks if anyone knows the whereabouts of nodsmyheadlikeyeah. puts up missing person posters throughout the country club.

 

[MrHonest]

I think Nod has a new username so if she likes she'll tell what it is was there a prize for knowing? You can ask her close friends?

 

[resurrection33]

I haven't see Nod for a long time. Don't know what happened to her.

 

[redemption]

oooh, perhaps she's in the witness protection program! takes down the missing person posters & makes a very intricate & with superior aerodynamics paper air plane.

 

[redemption]

gives the airplane to mr. honest as a prize

 

[resurrection33]

gives the airplane to mr. honest as a prize

You build log cabins and make very intricate & with superior aerodynamics paper air planes. I suppose next you will be designing space ships.

 

[redemption]

I once built a log ... well actually it was just more like moving a log & sitting on it, not really building... suppose it could be referred to as a chair. so yeah, I built a log chair... I rock. aha. in my humble opinion of course. someone else built our cabin. I stain it though and my husband built me a chair out of a huge log for our first christmas up north (i was impressed with his chain saw skills being he was born & raised a big city boy.)

 

[resurrection33]

Maybe I will buy a chainsaw. I could walk around the neighborhood and remove people's weeds.

 

[MrHonest]

I found weird on the internet..... hmmm... it was easy... but so lost.

 

[resurrection33]

I suppose we could use chainsaws to mow the lawn. It would take a while since we have an eighteen-hole golf course to mow.

 

[MrHonest]

We should turn the golf course into a corn maze!

 

[resurrection33]

That would be nice, but with the drought, you can't grow corn this year.

 

[MrHonest]

This is a country club with 6 gold chandeliers. *calls for shipments of water*

 

[redemption]

so what I go to camp for a few days, return to do payroll and find the country club has been over run by crickets and there is no one to be found. 4 days of dust coats the beautiful chandelier. Are you out camping in the corn maze?

 

[resurrection33]

I usually only get to visit the country club on weekends. Maybe we should do something about the crickets.

 

[resurrection33]

Maybe someone knows how to play the flute and can lure the crickets away. I've heard it's been done before.

 

[MrHonest]

We could buy a self cleaning giant bug zappers... we can afford it.