The Country Club Thread

[christiancollegegirl]

Shhh don't tell him! Let him find out for himself. It's more fun that way.

 

[resurrection33]

What secret hallways?

 

[Clement]

*Waves at those walking past the tennis were I lounge in my tennis dress.*

*all the unknown men start whistling

 

[wwjd_kilden]

What secret hallways?

did I say hallways? sorry, I mean holidays, people on holidays gave us meat

 

[resurrection33]

I know. We had to throw it out because it wasn’t expensive enough.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Gah what a waste of meat!! We could have had a barbecue for one of the staffers. Her birthday is next week and I wanted to have a little party.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

we can use Res' horse

 

[christiancollegegirl]

I'm not going to barbecue a horse!

Res, go to the meat market and get me some fajitas, steaks, chicken, and sausage. Aksel will grill them on one of his fancy grills. The rest of us will make the sides. I'll make the chile recipe that my aunt taught me. It's amazing and not too spicy.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

Nice

I can make a yummy garlic dressing and a salad

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Yum !

 

[resurrection33]

we can use Res' horse

* Faints.

Stops breathing.

Heart stops beating.

Doesn’t revive until a medic revives him. *

 

[Clement]

*does a CPR on Res

 

[wwjd_kilden]

*is ready to shock res' heart into ordinary cinus rythm with a defibrilator*

 

[resurrection33]

No no—I’m okay.

 

[ChristianTeen]

*hands ChristianTeen an umbrella*

Thanks..

*hurries inside while using the umbrella*

Res is having a heart attack?

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Is the meat here yet?

 

[resurrection33]

Thanks..

*hurries inside while using the umbrella*

Res is having a heart attack?

I thought they were going to eat my horse, so I collapsed.

 

[ChristianTeen]

Lol, here's some real recipes for horse meat..

Hungry enough to eat a horse? by Don Chance Issue #88

 

[resurrection33]

Certainly we can’t allow horse meat at the country club.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

If someone offered me something made of horse meat, I might try it.