"Impossible" cried Eeyore, "Speaking using only an A-S and a U-Z, is exceedingly challenging."
"Near impossible" said Pooh, "However, when, and only when, we have finished our parlance, will we know if we have achieved our goal"
"And our goal is?" Asked Eeyore
"Speaking for a period of the morning, perhaps several hundred seconds, long enough I believe .."
Pooh began a slow circular scrubbing on his skull, and his eyes began glazing over.
"And?" asked Eeyore: "Have you ever finished a proper speech?'
"Well" said Pooh, "you see..."
His scrubbing had now become a confused palping, and his eyes were blood-red, like a marsupial hanging upside down....