The New Troll Thread

[Galatea]

I ban the mermaid above me for making me hungry in her last post.

I ban the user above me for having two n's in his name, Johnn, therefore spelling John like a hipster.

 

[Conversationand]

I ban the person above me for implying that hipsters are people of a lowered status. They are our cat ladies of tomorrow and they need love too.

 

[Galatea]

I ban the person above me for implying that hipsters are people of a lowered status. They are our cat ladies of tomorrow and they need love too.

I ban the person above me for equating hipsters to cat ladies. Cat ladies are superior beings to hipsters, as everyone knows genuine eccentrics are superior to ersatz eccentrics.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

I ban the person above me for equating hipsters to cat ladies. Cat ladies are superior beings to hipsters, as everyone knows genuine eccentrics are superior to ersatz eccentrics.

mermaids smell like algae and stagnant water and dead fish and.... BO

 

[Galatea]

mermaids smell like algae and stagnant water and dead fish and.... BO

I ban the user above me for not banning me and only talking about the delicious aroma that is eu de mermaid.

 

[NoNameMcgee]

I ban the user above me for not banning me and only talking about the delicious aroma that is ew dudu mermaid.

oh ya?

 

[Galatea]

oh ya?

I ban the person above me for pretending to be German and doing it poorly by spelling ja as ya.

 

[WineRose]

I ban the person because they STILL didn't change that pasty salmon font color in their signature...

 

[Galatea]

I ban the person because they STILL didn't change that pasty salmon font color in their signature...

I ban the person above me for being so demanding.

 

[WineRose]

I ban the person above me for banning me for being too demanding.

 

[joefizz]

I ban the person above me.

 

[JayBlue]

I ban the person above me cause he's the 191st comment on this thread.

 

[joefizz]

I ban the person above me.

 

[WineRose]

I ban the person above me for not giving a reason to ban.

 

[Conversationand]

I see you've changed into your maid avatar. Using your ban hammer to clean up the place? This thread ain't big enough for the two of us. I ban the person above me because it's high noon and this is my town.

 

[WineRose]

I ban the person above me due to the fact that this thread can, in fact, hold the two of us.

 

[J0Hnnatcc3]

I ban the user above me for not recognizing the obscure movie reference, made by the user above them, to the user above them, shortly after a comment had been made to the user above them.

 

[Galatea]

I ban the user above me for not recognizing the obscure movie reference, made by the user above them, to the user above them, shortly after a comment had been made to the user above them.

I ban the person above me for thinking High Noon is an obscure film, when it is in fact, a highly regarded classic.

 

[joefizz]

I ban the person above me for not posting in my new thread "obliterate a whole date in five words" in singles forum!

 

[Galatea]

I ban the person above me for insinuating that I am an expert at obliterating dates.