the official one long dense paragraph run on sentence thread...

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1still_waters

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Throw grammar aside. This thread is for you to perfect your ability to type in run on sentences all within ONE LONG dense paragraph. The more incoherent the better.

Winner gets nothing but the joy of knowing they can not communicate well.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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can i write without commas punctuation marks and question marks too cause that would be really really cool especially if i ignore all the red lines that are bound to appear underneath here during my typing on noes now everyone is gonna see that the only reason why my grammar is fairly good is because i use grammar control eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
 
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1still_waters

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so i was at starbucks today and got some tea and then logged on to chat and i figured out that google chrome works way better than firefox or ie at starbucks i don't know why but it just does oh yeah and i put some rasberry flavoring in my tea and i had a yummy mediterranean chicken sandwhich on flatbread you really should try it sometime cuz they are super duper doooper yummy then when I got done eating i kept surfing the internet on google chrome cuz like firefox and especially IE just doesn't work that good at starbucks oh wait i already told you that my bad i so easily forget dont i guess i'm getting OLD VERY OLD so anyways i was surifing the internets and found some cool stories on drudge report about how america is totally going down the tubes cuz the obama care paswed oh and then i sipped some more tea cuz I got the venti size and it lasted a long time i don't know why they call it venti instead of large or extra large seems pretentious to me but thats ok whatever so anyways i went back to reading these news reports about how obamas totally going to mess up america man that site had people totally riled up today i tell you what oh and then later i got some chocolate cheese cake cuz i was totally craving choclate i think i had too much sugar cuz i started feeling super giddy n yeah that's my long run on sentence dense paragraph
 
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1still_waters

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can i write without commas punctuation marks and question marks too cause that would be really really cool especially if i ignore all the red lines that are bound to appear underneath here during my typing on noes now everyone is gonna see that the only reason why my grammar is fairly good is because i use grammar control eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
feel free too that is a very very good idea i cant wait to here know i meen sea it type away sistger type away
 
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wwjd_kilden

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lol i am so usd to firefox i would be confused if i were to use something else now we have safari at the macs at school and we all hate it so we downloaded firfox on them and i never use ie unless i have to cause it is really horrible but now they say firefox has a security hole in it that it will take them a week so fix so i guess my computer is gonna explode by the time they fix it and then i will have to find all the pieces and put them back together again in order to make my machine work but then again the internet is so slow now that it almost doesnt work for using the internet anyways so manybe it wouldnt matter that much
 
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1still_waters

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lol i am so usd to firefox i would be confused if i were to use something else now we have safari at the macs at school and we all hate it so we downloaded firfox on them and i never use ie unless i have to cause it is really horrible but now they say firefox has a security hole in it that it will take them a week so fix so i guess my computer is gonna explode by the time they fix it and then i will have to find all the pieces and put them back together again in order to make my machine work but then again the internet is so slow now that it almost doesnt work for using the internet anyways so manybe it wouldnt matter that much
ewe steak my language sister i can totally releat to all this stuff i mean i'm on my computer tons and man if there was a whole in something n it made me get a virus or hacked or something dude it would be bbad i'd probably throw my tee on the keyboard then totally rergeret it n stuff know what i meen
 
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wwjd_kilden

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luckily i go to a school with computer geeks so i can just tell them to nuke it although i actually did that only a few weeks ago but anyways they could nuke it again if it crashes and then it will be as good as new for another couple of weeks i always have bad luck with computers though so i wonder how i am gonna make a living of using them
 
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jimmydiggs

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so basically all we do in this thread is make a long run on sentence which is basically a paragraph of thoguhts or several pragraphs of thoughts do spelling errors count for or against this idea aslo i must say this is rather easy just type out what is on your mind but the problem i have is that i dont like not having sentence structure i think on my last sentence i will add some structure but who knows maybe not but now i am only ranting just focusing ontrying ot keep my fingers moving


Like that?
 
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1still_waters

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so basically all we do in this thread is make a long run on sentence which is basically a paragraph of thoguhts or several pragraphs of thoughts do spelling errors count for or against this idea aslo i must say this is rather easy just type out what is on your mind but the problem i have is that i dont like not having sentence structure i think on my last sentence i will add some structure but who knows maybe not but now i am only ranting just focusing ontrying ot keep my fingers moving


Like that?
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nanabean

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oh my goodness you guys are so good at this i hardly think i can compete but i will tell you something for sure is that i am a computer illiterit to some degree i have no idea what firefox or ie even is and would totally freak out if my computer went down on a virus or something i mean how would i ever get through the day without cc forums to read i do hope it doesnt take my chances of winning the satisfaction of knowing i am the best at this since i used my trademark cosmic sans font and number 2 font size and color blue in bold that would be upsetting but then again im not in all this for blood or money which is what i say when i go bowling too i mean why play a game of bowling if its going to be all tense about your score anyways i dont bowl very good i only get maybe in the 90 to 120 range for scores but i love bowling just for a night out and time with other woman to laugh with and talk but not gossip cuz thats not good or anything to do you know it just gets us nowhere fast and thats all ive got ive got no more
 
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nanabean

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btw that was kinda fun
 
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wwjd_kilden

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hehehhe nanabean firefox and ie are the programs on your computer that makes you able to use the internet it is what you are using right now peherps in another version i guess i cant know what you are using on your computer really but most have ie by default also known as explorer i like bowling too but i cant say im overly good at it so i just play for fun or to be social as i really prefer billiard even though im not horribly good at that either but now i gotta go to school soon and get some brekfast so i will ramble on later
 
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Belgian_Pilot

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u play billiards i like that too did you know that belgians are the best we have multichampion raymond ceulemans hey did you ever play snooker that is awesome i wanna play it with you one day but first i wanna fly with you around hey this is really a cool thread i never did this see you later!
 
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wwjd_kilden

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if you come and pick up me and ccg and fly us to belgium i am sure we will both play lots of snooker with you if you have the patience to teach us how to right now i am in a bad mood though because the labs our teacher put out on the net last week are confusing me and i have no idea how to do them and they will be part of the first mandatory task and how am i supposed to manage it if i dont even understand the labs i always thought labs were there to help people learn stuff not to make them more confused than what they were in the first place i wanna know how i can call up a DNS server without knowing neither name or ip and why my wireshark only shows one GET when i call up the same page three times and why my lab says it will behave differently from what it does wow this thread is a good place to get rid of annoyment
 
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Belgian_Pilot

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I don't even TRY to read that :D
 
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I have to wonder about the nature of this thread since I don’t have a lot of time, but on the other hand it might be fun to give it a try, though I hope I understand correctly what is required of me ,as sometimes it’s hard to understand what it is someone is saying if they aren’t in the room right beside you, though, of course, it’s impossible for us to be in the same room since we are in different cities, though that is a good thing since it shows how diverse we all are, or at least it demonstrates we are far apart, though only in a physical sense, since we are all somewhat alike in our thinking, or at least I suspect we are, which is a good thing since it allows us to communicate with each other and that is good, isn’t it?
 
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I was thinking of the “Andy Griffith Show,” which I think is the second best show ever, next to “Leave it to Beaver,” and right after “Star Trek” (the original series), though I don’t like the way some of the women dress in that show, and we’d race back to the dorm to watch the Star Trek reruns right after supper, which reminds me that I wish I would have stayed in college because I’d probably make more money than I do, though money isn’t that important, as the Beatles told us when they sang, “Money can’t buy me love,” though the Beatles probably weren’t experts on the subject, though I think John Lennon was about the best entertainer of all time, not that that made him a good person, and I think it is important to be a good person because we are happier when we are being good, aren’t we?
 
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Do you ever get up really early in the morning, because I had to once since we were doing inventory at work, which I think is a waste of time since tomorrow you’re just going to sell the stuff anyway, though some things don’t sell that well and have to be liquidated to outlet stores, and I hate to shop at outlet stores because you don’t know whether or not you’ll find the things you need, and half your Saturday morning is already wasted, and I don’t get to see “This Old House” on PBS, though I wouldn’t anyway right now because they are doing their fundraiser, which I don’t like to watch, but it gives me the opportunity to watch some good sports programming, like the NCAA basketball tournament, and I hope you are all pulling for Northern Iowa to advance to the Elite Eight.
 
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Have you noticed how there are people from all over the world on this website, which is good, though it’s troubling that people from non-English speaking countries sometimes speak better English than I, and you wonder what the Australians sound like, since they talk with a different accent than those of us from the US, and you check people’s profiles because you don’t recognize their countries flag, hoping they won’t think you are being nosy for doing that, but I like this thread since it lets me express my opinion on this or that, not that it’s a good idea to get in the habit of expressing an opinion on everything, though it’s nice once in a while unless someone doesn’t like your opinion, especially if they are belligerent about it, though I find most people aren’t really belligerent, though there are a few that are, and I think it’s a good lesson for us all to refrain from belligerence.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Jajajajajaja this is a cool thread not using any punctuation or toccectingtyupos is gonna be kinda hard but I thinknI can don it ive noticed that im even capitalizing the is am i allowed to do that or does it all have to be lower case anyway in comtinuing eith the randomness of this thread and excercising my rights to free speach i believe i shall tell you all about the fussy green stuff in my refrigerator i don't know what ut used to be maybe beans or peas or somehing im not about to poke under the fuxx to figureit out cus that would be really gross if you really want to know feel free to come check it out for yourself i wouldn't advise eating it cus that would prolly make you very sick oh look theres a bug crowling across the flor the cat is trying to catch it she doesnt eat what she kills she just plays with it till its really dead then leaves it there maybe one of the other cats will eat it or maybe they wont cats arewierd