The private thread

[SaraJoRedlocks]

I think that would make it worse

 

[resurrection33]

If you cook your hamster his favorite foods, take him out for a walk often, and scratch his stomach for him fifteen minutes a day, he won’t bite you.

 

[SaraJoRedlocks]

I solved the problem by upgrading to a dog.

 

[resurrection33]

I solved the problem by upgrading to a dog.

Same rules apply to a dog.

 

[SaraJoRedlocks]

Prove it. Lol

 

[resurrection33]

Lance, the dog in my avatar, required certain services from me each day, including the ones I already described. In addition I was required to sing to him daily, stay off his favorite easy chair, rub behind his ears for ten minutes every day, wake him at 7 AM each morning, and be absolutely silent after 11:00 every night until he got up the next day. Otherwise he would sulk.

 

[SaraJoRedlocks]

Sounds a little high maintenance. Is that where you learned it?

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Spoiled dog. Did you have to cook for him too?

 

[SaraJoRedlocks]

While he and the rest of his family went hungry to support this crazy dog's steak preference.

 

[resurrection33]

Sounds a little high maintenance. Is that where you learned it?

Lance was a very demanding dog. He required us to address him as “sir.”

 

[resurrection33]

Spoiled dog. Did you have to cook for him too?

Yes, and if dinner was a minute or two late, he’d make us pay.

 

[resurrection33]

While he and the rest of his family went hungry to support this crazy dog's steak preference.

Yes, I’m afraid so.

 

[SaraJoRedlocks]

Lance was a very demanding dog. He required us to address him as

 

[christiancollegegirl]

I'd have traded the dog for a hamster.

 

[SaraJoRedlocks]

Or a cat. They're self sufficient.

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Yea, cats are good too.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

yup, they are best

 

[resurrection33]

No cat or hamster could compare with my dog Lance.

 

[SaraJoRedlocks]

Species superiority?

 

[resurrection33]

I was attacked by a cat once.