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oh this just made my day.....one of my teachers from infant school has facebook. Mr Thompson aka Mr T. He were proper scary but some days he acted as young as us. We sang a....lets say..different.....but original version of 'Jingle Bells' in assembly once and he laughed and went "Did you lot just sing what i think you sang?" so we sang it again and he laughed his head off hahaha
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oh no.....my versions......very different hahaha
still has uncle billy and batman but no batmobile or joker hahahaha
infact my mum hated us singing it....my dad just laughed at us cos he knew we had the same sense of humour as him so we always sang this version when my mum were around and the other when my dad were around haha
"Jingle bells,
Batman Smells,
Robin flew away.
Uncle Billy lost his shoe
On the motorway
WHHHEYY!"
still has uncle billy and batman but no batmobile or joker hahahaha
infact my mum hated us singing it....my dad just laughed at us cos he knew we had the same sense of humour as him so we always sang this version when my mum were around and the other when my dad were around haha
"Jingle bells,
Batman Smells,
Robin flew away.
Uncle Billy lost his shoe
On the motorway
WHHHEYY!"
But sadly then, all my heavy hopes just pull me back down again
I forget the last time I felt brave, I just recall insecurity
Cause it came down like a tidal wave and sorrow swept over me
Then I was given grace and love
I was blind but now I can see
Cause I've found a new hope from above
And courage swept over me
It hurts just to wake up whenever you're wearing thin
Alone on the outside
So tired of looking in
The end is uncertain
And I've never been so afraid
But I don't need a telescope to see that there's hope
And that makes me feel brave
I forget the last time I felt brave, I just recall insecurity
Cause it came down like a tidal wave and sorrow swept over me
Then I was given grace and love
I was blind but now I can see
Cause I've found a new hope from above
And courage swept over me
It hurts just to wake up whenever you're wearing thin
Alone on the outside
So tired of looking in
The end is uncertain
And I've never been so afraid
But I don't need a telescope to see that there's hope
And that makes me feel brave
"There is nothing progressive about being pig headed and refusing to admit a mistake." C.S. Lewis.
"To love is to be vulnerable." C.S. Lewis
"The claim to equality is made only by those who feel themselves to be in some way inferior." C.S. Lewis
"Forgiveness does not mean excusing." C.S. Lewis
"A world of nice people, content in their own niceness, looking no further, turned away from God, would be just as desperately in need of salvation as a miserable world---and might be even more difficult to save." C.S. Lewis
"Like a good chess player, Satan is always trying to manuever you into a position where you can save your castle only by losing your bishop." C.S. Lewis
"Reality, in fact, is usually something you could not have guessed. That is one of the reasons I believe Christianity. It is a religion you could not have guessed." C.S Lewis
"If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth..." C.S. Lewis
"Jesus Christ did not say, 'Go into the world and tell the world that it is quite right.'" C.S. Lewis
"God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain." C.S. Lewis
"If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. C.S. Lewis
"Is any pleasure on earth as great as a circle of Christian friends by a fire?"
C.S. Lewis
If you look upon ham and eggs and lust, you have already committed breakfast in your heart." C.S. Lewis
"If Christianity is untrue, then no honest man will want to believe it, however helpful it might be: if it is true, every honest man will want to believe it, even if it gives him no help at all." C.S. Lewis
A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling 'darkness' on the wall of his cell..."
C.S. Lewis
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C.S. Lewis
"It is simple religions that are the made-up ones." C.S. Lewis
"The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us; just as the roof of a sunhouse does not attract the sun because it is bright, but becomes bright because the son shines on it." C.S. Lewis''
"He Himself is the fuel our spirits were designed to burn, or the food our spirits were designed to feed on. There is no other." C.S. Lewis
"When you are arguing against Him, you are arguing against the very power
Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods." C.S. Lewis
"These, then, are the two points I wanted to make. First, that human beings, all over the earth, have this curious idea that they ought to behave in a certain way, and cannot really get rid of it. Secondly, that they do not in fact behave in that way. They know the Law of Nature; they break it. These two facts are the foundation of all clear thinking about ourselves and the universe we live in." C.S. Lewis
A man can eat his dinner without understanding exactly how food nourishes him. A man can accept what Christ has done without knowing how it works: indeed, he certainly would not know how it works until he has accepted it."
C.S. Lewis
"Fallen man is not simply an imperfect creature who needs improvement: he is a rebel who must lay down his arms." C.S. Lewis
"You cannot make men good by law." C.S. Lewis
"When a man is getting better he understands more and more clearly the evil that is still left in him. When a man is getting worse he understands his own badness less and less." C.S. Lewis
"To love is to be vulnerable." C.S. Lewis
"The claim to equality is made only by those who feel themselves to be in some way inferior." C.S. Lewis
"Forgiveness does not mean excusing." C.S. Lewis
"A world of nice people, content in their own niceness, looking no further, turned away from God, would be just as desperately in need of salvation as a miserable world---and might be even more difficult to save." C.S. Lewis
"Like a good chess player, Satan is always trying to manuever you into a position where you can save your castle only by losing your bishop." C.S. Lewis
"Reality, in fact, is usually something you could not have guessed. That is one of the reasons I believe Christianity. It is a religion you could not have guessed." C.S Lewis
"If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth..." C.S. Lewis
"Jesus Christ did not say, 'Go into the world and tell the world that it is quite right.'" C.S. Lewis
"God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain." C.S. Lewis
"If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. C.S. Lewis
"Is any pleasure on earth as great as a circle of Christian friends by a fire?"
C.S. Lewis
If you look upon ham and eggs and lust, you have already committed breakfast in your heart." C.S. Lewis
"If Christianity is untrue, then no honest man will want to believe it, however helpful it might be: if it is true, every honest man will want to believe it, even if it gives him no help at all." C.S. Lewis
A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling 'darkness' on the wall of his cell..."
C.S. Lewis
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else." C.S. Lewis
"It is simple religions that are the made-up ones." C.S. Lewis
"The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us; just as the roof of a sunhouse does not attract the sun because it is bright, but becomes bright because the son shines on it." C.S. Lewis''
"He Himself is the fuel our spirits were designed to burn, or the food our spirits were designed to feed on. There is no other." C.S. Lewis
"When you are arguing against Him, you are arguing against the very power
Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods." C.S. Lewis
"These, then, are the two points I wanted to make. First, that human beings, all over the earth, have this curious idea that they ought to behave in a certain way, and cannot really get rid of it. Secondly, that they do not in fact behave in that way. They know the Law of Nature; they break it. These two facts are the foundation of all clear thinking about ourselves and the universe we live in." C.S. Lewis
A man can eat his dinner without understanding exactly how food nourishes him. A man can accept what Christ has done without knowing how it works: indeed, he certainly would not know how it works until he has accepted it."
C.S. Lewis
"Fallen man is not simply an imperfect creature who needs improvement: he is a rebel who must lay down his arms." C.S. Lewis
"You cannot make men good by law." C.S. Lewis
"When a man is getting better he understands more and more clearly the evil that is still left in him. When a man is getting worse he understands his own badness less and less." C.S. Lewis