The Ultimate Spammage Thread ♥

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imTastik

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Bleurgh feel sick from eating too much lolz
 
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imTastik

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LOLgasm my auntie went "there's some biscuits there if you want lovey" hahahaha no thanks :D
 
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christiancollegegirl

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jaja!!! Aunts like to feed people even when they're not hungry.
 
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imTastik

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Yup spesh my Auntie lil! Not exadurating here at all...sometimes my auntie has upto 20 people for Sunday dinner....once she ran out of the main meat and so fed all us kids sausages. They'd been cooked the previous day cos we'd eaten them on the Saturday and she put them in the fridge over night. She put them in the microwave and my cousin stabbed his fork into the sausage cos it were so hard and it went flying off his plate and across the room. I'm not even in jokesville....it were hilarious!!!
 
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imTastik

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greatkraw said:
:D:D:D: NOW THAT WAS FUNNY
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one time when I stayed we were the only two in the living room and he started trumping but it weren't like one it were like one after the other and my uncle b isn't like that at all...he tried to hide it as best as he could and he ran out of the room and I actually nearly wet myself laughing lolz! It were so funny! This morning I woke up and he were on the landing and he did one so long and loud that It lasted for nearly a minute...I were like "not going out there any time soon" rofl...I dunnowhy I find it so funny but it just is lolz
 
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greatkraw

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i HAVE A CHRISTIAN FRIEND WHO GLEEFULLY TOLD ME HE WAS IN BED WITH HIS WIFE AND FELT THE NEED TO TRUMPET SO HE PULLED THE SHEETS OVER HER HEAD SO SHE WAS FORCED TO INHALE IT

this is called a dutch oven

he is dutch
 
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imTastik

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Gotta love a good ol' Dutch oven!!
Silent but deadly trumps are the worst!!!
We were doing our GCSEs and in an exam and someone let a right loud one rip in the exam. We just collapsed in laughter!!!
My last college were terrible for talking about toilet stuff and trumping. It were so funny though, one of our teachers even joined in with us! He'd often go "I'm going for a dump! To the disabled toilets!" we'd just wet ourselves laughing. People used to go to the toilet together and talk while they were having a number 2 and once I walked in to two of my friends talking and I collapsed in laughter at em hahahahaha
 
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SoLoved

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guys are awesome cheerleaders.
got back from game
we won
slept for 12 hours
woke up panting in fright
made my mom laugh
 
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imTastik

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Woke up to those awful stomach pains aka I think it's the return of the stomach ulcer :(
 
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imTastik

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Sat in box splits hoping it'll help to ease my pain. Dunno where I got that idea from
lolz
 
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imTastik

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It's a miracle that it seems to help...it goes back to normal when I sit up though...I guess I'll be sitting in box splits all morning at Church then
 
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imTastik

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Ok that plan back fired cos I'm wearing jeans. Sick of this pain mannn :(
 
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imTastik

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No more stomach ulcer pain :) I think I fell asleep in Church though...not that I found it boring...were just poorly :/
 
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wwjd_kilden

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thats good

and ouch... how can anyone fall asleep in a church? (I mean, most churches don't have particular coomfortable seats)
 
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imTastik

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I know hahaha....but I can sleep anywhere...slept on concrete floors, at the pictures, during a musical
 
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imTastik

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On the train :( won't see my auntie til Friday now :( I love going to her house so much!!
 
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imTastik

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Ok so looking at it...I've got another three weekends to look forward to in York...or two? Two!!! So that's another two weeks of college then a week of college and I'm back in my own house for a week. Oh I'll be so happy :)
 
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Belgian_Pilot

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Isn't there a big cathedral at York? One of the biggest in England I believe?
 
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