The Ultimate Spammage Thread ♥

[imTastik]

um me...............

 

[jimmydiggs]

How correct you are!

 

[imTastik]

LOLZ
Oh my life absolutely wetting myself!!! This is waaaay too much. I just read this on someones facebook profile

Tim had his trousers stolen from the pool changing room...awkward moment!
Yesterday at 13:58 · Comment · Like
Jai, Joanne and 2 others like this.

Joanne Did you jog home in your trunks? xx
Yesterday at 14:04

Tim No, I borrowed some trousies from the pool
Yesterday at 14:51

Jim Who by Herman Munster?Your about 8 foot tall..whose going to be fit in them bad boys?
Yesterday at 14:52

Emanuela Only you, Tim. LOL...
Yesterday at 17:31

Clare Don't they have lockers?
Yesterday at 21:43

Tim I don't use lockers, they cost money and that all adds up!
Yesterday at 22:24

Phil Errrr, don't the lockers have a mechanism that gives you your quid back once the key is back in situ ?
Today at 08:29

Clare a returned pound is definately cheaper than a new pair of trousers!
Today at 10:02

Ellie-Mae lol luv it x
11 hours ago

Tim The lockers don't return the money! This is a great scandal! I have however been swimming for a couple of years and never paid for a locker and this is the first time something has gone wrong!
7 hours ago

Phil LOL, even the lockers are robbing chavvies on the Batchley.
4 hours ago

 

[Belgian_Pilot]

May 5th 1945... Victory day.... Who was supposed to ride the white horse, but chose not to?

Didn't Stalin kill the Zhukov guy afterwards for having too much succes?

 

[christiancollegegirl]

lol Immy!!! You always post the funniest stuff.

 

[imTastik]

i'm not even kidding, i think i wet myself when i read that last night MAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH LOL

 

[imTastik]

LOL!!! THEYRE AT MY COUSIN AGAIN MAAAAHHAHAAHAAAAAA

Colin knows that Man-flu is worse than giving birth!
Yesterday at 12:49 via Facebook for BlackBerry · Comment · Like

Pj Imagine manflu nd having a mahoosive poo, that wud make birth look like a stubs toe, u know one of them poos wen you check if ur permanently wider or not.
Yesterday at 13:23

Jo little boys who really shud shut up
Yesterday at 14:50

Colin Easy for you to say, you'll never get man-flu!
Yesterday at 22:22

 

[imTastik]

I forgot the clocks go forward tonight! Well id have been an hour late for church hahaha

 

[christiancollegegirl]

I was almost late to church when our clocks changed. I woke up with 15 minutes to get there.

 

[imTastik]

lol! oh no....they proper confuse me! my family had a huge argument about it once!
Do I change my clock forward? When its 1am the clocks will change...my phone changes automatically but a clock that doesnt change....do i need to put it forward an hour?

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Just change the clock to match your phone. I think you go forward an hour.

 

[jimmydiggs]

Oh wow................

 

[imTastik]

dont see how i'm gonna get any sleep at all tonight!!

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Easy. Just lay in your bed with the lights off and close your eyes until morning comes. lol

 

[imTastik]

ahhh not like that read my latest post on my prayer request........itll explain

 

[christiancollegegirl]

Ahh, ok. Will do.

 

[imTastik]

might try and get some sleep.....what if i sleep for 100 years....will that make things better?

 

[jimmydiggs]

You'll wake up 119 years old, are you sure you want to sleep for 100 years? Think of what you will miss out on.

 

[imTastik]

honestly......i'd rather sleep for 100 years right now

 

[jimmydiggs]

Here's a pillow. Make sure to set the 'rip-van-winkle' option on your alarm clock to the 'on' position.