The Ultimate Spammage Thread ♥

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MrHonest

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I like the way you think Ress you should be a leader of those think tank groups that try to resolve problems with new thinking.
 

MrHonest

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Umm they're usually non-profit but if your idea benefits enough people you can get sponsors. Hey I know a country club I bet the owner has $$
 

MrHonest

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Hmm well Astrid is from a rich coubtry she has money she'd probably support your idea, ask her!
 
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wwjd_kilden

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Uhm, I kinda need a job first. No help in the government having money if I can't get hold of some :p
 
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gcaro7l

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i'll be praying for you wwjd_kilden.

i'm soooooooooooo bored..
 
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wwjd_kilden

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Thanks gcaro. I got a job interview tomorrow (morning US time). I will be tested in Java, and I have a feeling I don't know enough, as I havent used it in some time.
 
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shirley

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SPAMMMMMM WTHHHHHHH AAAAAAA SANDWHICHHHHHHHH ITTTTTTTTS COLDDDDDDDDD OUTTTTTT SIDEEEEEEE SOOOOOO LETTTTTTTS GOOOOOO FORRRRRRR AAAAAA SLIEGHHHHHHH RIDEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAA
 
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Foxxtale

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[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghIS57pS7m0[/video]

You alone are what my soul needs
You know the thirst is taking over
Hardly breathe, I'm in urgent need
You know the thirst is taking over
 
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Foxxtale

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spam - (n.) ( lowercase ) disruptive messages, especially commercial messages posted on a computer network or sent as e-mail.
Dignified - (adj.) Having or showing a composed or serious manner that is worthy of respect.

I'm not sure spam can ever be considered dignified...
 
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We will have to find a way. Perhaps it would help if we talk about the stock market.
 
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Foxxtale

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yucky... I would rather talk about pulling teeth XD

oh! I know! let's talk about the origin of spam!

Spam was created by the Hormel Foods Corporation in 1890... here's a little bit on how spam works:
HowStuffWorks "How Spam Works"

obviously, the online variety's name stems from the "food" variety... but did you know that the reason it is called spam has more to do with Monty Python than Hormel?
[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE[/video]

Due to the fact that the word spam is said a total of 130 times in long repetitive chains, and the character in this skit does not want it, (and because Monty Python is quite popular with computer geeks) it seemed an ideal name for unwanted, repetitive junk messages that clog up an otherwise pristine topic.
 
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Foxxtale

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I still need one, but i'm too poor to get it done until I find a job XD so for now, I wait...
 
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My root canal was painless until the next day. I needed some Advil the day after.
 

MrHonest

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Spiced Ham is Spam. I thought it was made of cow meat refuse but pork meat refuse is worse. I work in a slaughterhouse & after seeing so much junk mixed in ground beef, I'm scared to ask, or see, what goes in spam. If you buy ground beef, cook it really well... really well. I take out the extra skin, bones, sinew, cartilage, large blood clots, tendons & small organs.
But at the rate the belt moves theres plenty of bad stuff that make it past me. I'm mainly there to stop the gloves & metal or items the employees drop in on accident, these people are hardworkers, not careless. Also there was water dripping on the conveyer belt yesterday, when it was spotted we threw out 14,000 pounds of product that had been contaminated & stopped the machine for the day so that helps.
 
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gcaro7l

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Thanks gcaro. I got a job interview tomorrow (morning US time). I will be tested in Java, and I have a feeling I don't know enough, as I havent used it in some time.
ah great your a programmer.. :) you can do it! ask God for guidance.

Good luck and God bless :)