The Ultimate Spammage Thread ♥

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Cako53

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now the buletin typos continue :)

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
 
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Cako53

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#663
OH MY GOODNESS! this one is priceless!!!

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
 
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Cako53

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#664
lol, another good one!!

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
 
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Cako53

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#665
sick!!

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
 
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Cako53

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#666
#666
and another :)

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
 
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Cako53

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#667
#667
Ohh my! :)

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
 
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Cako53

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#668
#668
LOLOLOLOL!!!

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
 
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Cako53

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#669
and the last bulletin typo :) *drum roll*

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours. ‘
 
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Searching4somethinglost

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Cako53

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Pointless spam right here!!!
 
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Searching4somethinglost

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kirby SPAMMAGE!
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Cako53

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An Atheist accosted a preacher. "Do you believe in eternal life?"
The preacher has no time to reply.
"Well it&#8217;s a load of rubbish!" shouted the Atheist. "I believe in science, evolution, survival of the fittest, and when we die, that's it! No eternal life, no great judgment, and no God!" The Atheist continues his assault against the preacher repetitiously and tirelessly. "Eternal life! Eternal life! Ha! "Its all pie in the sky when you die." When I die that's it, the end, no eternal life, no nothing. He continues, until he reaches his climax, "I will be buried six feet under when I die and that's it! Nothing! Caput! When I die I am utterly convinced that that will be the end of me!"
"Well thank God for that" replied the preacher!
 
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Cako53

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Just thought I would take a top 75 list of most annoying things to do in an elevator, and pick my favourites, for all of you to see :) Se here goes :D

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
 
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Cako53

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2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
 
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Cako53

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3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
 
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Cako53

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#679
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4. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play
 
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Cako53

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6. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
 
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