The Ultimate Spammage Thread ♥

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wwjd_kilden

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Cool and very stupid joke *note first: tippe in norwegian means tilt

There was this chicken farmer who went out to collect some eggs one morning. In one of the nests, he found a very strange egg. It was larger than the others, had a different color, and wasn't like any egg he had ever seen.

He made sure to keep it warm, and brought it with him to his neighbor. This man told him the bird was a very rare bird called a Rary. It would not be useful for anything he said. It did not lay eggs, it was noise, it's feathers weren't good for anything, and it would eat lots of food... The farmer thanked him for the answer and went home

it turned out the neighbor was right about the bird, and the farmer got annoyed with it. He tried to chase it away, but it kept coming back and he didn't want to behead it. again he went to his neighbor and asked. The man told him to bring the bird to a cliff and throw it off the cliff

the farmer put the bird in a wheelbarrow and went off, walking a iong, long way way to the top of a tall cliff.
He went to the edge and started tilting the wheelbarrow to get rid of the crearue, the bird began singing:
It's a long way, to Tipparay, it's a long way to go!

:p
 
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imTastik

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Really not liking this open fire that my mums got going :(
 
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imTastik

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I don't like fire....scares me :(
if I were Moses by the burning bush I'd have run a mile by now
 
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imTastik

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Gritter grittersons just gone past. Looks like Englands in for more snow tonight.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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don't you have a ...hmm, wonder what you call them over there

we call them a spark catcher... - the metal grid that catches/ stops the sparks of the fire
 
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imTastik

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Suddenly feels like Christmas ♥♥♥
 
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wwjd_kilden

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I don't have the christmas feeling yet :(
 
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imTastik

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Ghostbusters - Jedward = freaaaaakin maaaaaaaazin!!!
 
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imTastik

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Why not kilden? Christmas in five sleeps
 
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wwjd_kilden

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I never get the christmas feeling until the day before...
 
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imTastik

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Tomorrow isn't gonna be a funday Monday :(......orthodontist in the morning :(
 
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imTastik

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Jedward get the party started
I hope somebody walks on stage during Calvin Harris' next performance
 
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wwjd_kilden

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ah, ok

lalalalalala - ghostbusters!
 
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imTastik

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They were on x factor I'll find a clip later :)
 

Kathleen

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Jedward were in my town! they came to sing at a club called CITY!

and for me, monday will be funday!

coz im going Xtrmem Karting! and ... my auntie is comming down! :O yay!

.. :D ..