Totally bomb a date in either 3, 6 or 9 words!
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I once had a woman on my mail route (who was only 23 years old but looked 40) tell me she was looking for someone like me who had a steady job (in other words, a sugar daddy). She said her "old man" was in prison and she had 3 kids. I told her that I was already married and then I never ran so fast in my life! 
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I once had a woman on my mail route (who was only 23 years old but looked 40) tell me she was looking for someone like me who had a steady job (in other words, a sugar daddy). She said her "old man" was in prison and she had 3 kids. I told her that I was already married and then I never ran so fast in my life!
you poor thing!
C
I once had a woman on my mail route (who was only 23 years old but looked 40) tell me she was looking for someone like me who had a steady job (in other words, a sugar daddy). She said her "old man" was in prison and she had 3 kids. I told her that I was already married and then I never ran so fast in my life!
Towards the end of the shift (Apart from the extra two hours for collections if required usually once or twice a week) I had to deliver to a small group of countryside properties. Living locally it was well known not to stop for a flasher who was in her 60's and would be seen bearing herself on an old bridge as if a man stopped she was known to beat them up. (Few men would admit to this but word had got around). No I was in my mid 20's and was glad it was a job that was for the six months of the summer. When I started that round with the lady, when I called in to deliver her post she was fully clothed, but as the days and weeks went by I noticed each time I saw her she had one less item of clothing on. Mentioning this to other postmen seemed to a use them but I was concerned, especially knowing her history!
Well, towards the end of my time as a postman she only had one thing on covering her bottom half. She was a plump lady so it was not easy to deliver their post and pass their lane to a farm at the bottom to have her flash at me on the way back. The worst thing was that I had to get out the van and walk round their little cottage right round to the front door!
While she was flashing the elderly guy who was her husband who was often seen cutting the lawn and ignoring the fact I was there or his wife was flashing and attempting to get my attention!
I was glad when the job came to an end. She only had one thing left she could have removed and apart from that, I was getting thinner and thinner with so much walking and jogging to try to get the post done along with only having time for two meals a day and just enough time to sleep and travel before the next shift. It wasn't an easy job.
After the job ended I signed on unemployed and had an interview for a job,and signed off in just a couple of hours! The job centre lady couldn't even believe it! Then in my new job a postman visited asking if I wanted the old job back. It was the same hourly pay and I was working under cover and more likely to get a decent lunch as I now had an hour! So I said no. Then I heard they split the round into three so three postmen did the same job!
I never could work out why they wouldn't listen to me when I said with all the new houses the round was taking longer... That's life I guess!
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Mind you,never forget when I had to deliver packages (Typically videos) which wouldn't fit through a letterbox at a certain house. I'd put a note in so they could collect at the sorting office. The official cards were in short supply as we were a village sorting office, as were elastic bands, so we would need to supply our own paper etc to write a note....
Anyway, one day the man who lived there said rather then him make the drive to the sorting office each time, they leave the bathroom window open.
OK. No problem.... Then about a few weeks to a month later with a video in hand for that address,I lifted up the top bathroom window and tried to drop it onto the windowsill. I wasn't quite tall enough. The video hit the windowsill and SPLOOSH! I tried to knock again on the door. Nobody in.. All I could do was to pretend it didn't happen. I just hope their toilet was clean!
Well, it was good that I was on my last few days on the job when this happened.
Anyway, one day the man who lived there said rather then him make the drive to the sorting office each time, they leave the bathroom window open.
OK. No problem.... Then about a few weeks to a month later with a video in hand for that address,I lifted up the top bathroom window and tried to drop it onto the windowsill. I wasn't quite tall enough. The video hit the windowsill and SPLOOSH! I tried to knock again on the door. Nobody in..
All I could do was to pretend it didn't happen. I just hope their toilet was clean!Well, it was good that I was on my last few days on the job when this happened.
