This is the first 2 pages of our 'story'
He says hello and continues walking through a blizzard without any complaining. then found a large cave filled with something shiny and sparkling he got closer it attacked him. he fought back. he steadied his arm against the crumbling cave wall. While thinking strategies, he heard someone. an alien approached asking for direction because they wanted to know where is the location sour punch straws. He told him over the rainbow take Southbound Highway. he was lost some coldstone icecream but blamed others for all of problems he's having. then a girl appeared from nowhere. and she asked do fish drown? and then she made some lovely mocking bird sounds at the many Men holding straightjackets