Ten Fun Facts:
1. I have just skipped several numbers on multiple fact lists and went back to check each time the list told me I missed a number.
2. I do not look like a dog checking if I can breathe through my nose with my tongue out. I look like a barracuda with a swollen tongue.
3. Octopuses change colors to attract other octopuses.
4. It is Octopuses, not octopi. I ought to be octopi.
5. Previous female students of colleges are alumnae, not alumni. Previous male students are alumni. Previous students as a whole are alumni. Previous students are happy enough to get out, that they don't care if they are called alumnae, not alumni.
6. It is still a common misconception that Christians have a thing against Harry Potter because it promotes witchcraft in children. This was started by an article in The Onion -- Harvard's Lampoon.
Harry Potter Books Spark Rise In Satanism Among Children | The Onion - America's Finest News Source Odd thing is some truly believed it.
7. Cob webs are not formed by cobs.
8. Colorado is the 48th State.
9. Delaware is the first state, because it was the first state to ratify the Constitution.
10. New Jersey is better.
11. Philadelphia is the best.
12. Philadelphia is not a state, but ought to be.
13. Philadelphia does not have enough common sense to become its own state.
14. The last mayor in Philadelphia used up our surplus to remove abandon cars. He paid tow trucks $75 each to remove the abandon cars, so they could get twice that from dump yards. Two years later, we couldn't tell any abandon cars were removed. Four years later, this city's bonds were called "junk bonds." He was reelected.
15. Philadelphia is the city that almost won the Super Bowl twice, almost got to the World Series every year (if you consider a .500 season "almost"), almost won the Stanley Cup (if you consider "almost getting into the playoffs" as almost), almost held the record for record of losses by our basketball team, and will almost something again at any moment.
16. Philadelphia still has sweethearts like me, so it's not as bad as it seems.
17. Jefferson has a huge clock in his foyer at Monticello. It is wound up every 8 days. Because of that, the slaves had to go down to the basement to wind the clock.
18. Jefferson really meant "all men are created equal." Some men became less equal ten years later when he figured out that the only way Monticello made a profit was by having boy slaves make penny nails. Jefferson died broke.
19. John Adams did not ask if Jefferson was dead right before he died. They did die on the same day -- July 4th.
20. God is good even when he doesn't do what we demand him to do.
21. I just finished my list of ten fun facts without missing a number.