I'm currently donating blood. I only do it for the free orange juice and chocolate chip cookie. I wonder what I can get for some toenail clippings?
When I was in the service if I was not deployed on a op I would give blood at their quarterly blood drives. Well one in particular back in '89. I was laying back and they doing their questionnaire. They got to the question have you eaten in x amounts of hours. I said yes even though it had been much longer since my last bite to eat.
I did my donation then got up and started walking to the refreshment table. I could just feel the blackness coming on so I knew I was gonna go all light headed. So I thought to myself I have to get to the table and grab a chair and sit down. I took off at a run to get there. Next thing I know I jerk real hard as the smelling salt hits my nostrils.
I come to and see I am soaked in orange juice. With the refreshment table being turned over on the floor. Seems I made it to the table then passed out headlong in to it and flipped it over.........LOL When I got back to my unit two other other guys from my unit had gone as well. They beat me back so when I came in I was greeted by other guys in my unit all day saying things like hey y'all who am I? As they would fall into walls, desks, tables or whatever was around...........LOL
My nickname back in those days was Skull, so all day long the would fall out and call it doing the Skull shuffle........LOL