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WineRose

WineRose

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Lynx said:
Who said anything about a garden? I just want them to eat the grass so I won't have to mow.


I'm a chocolate lover. Define "lifetime supply." This better be a very large shipment...

What would you do if you were suddenly no longer able to eat your food?
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I would go for soups for the rest of my life.

What would you do if you, being equipped with pepper spray and a pocket knife, were trapped in a room with a gorilla for 5 minutes? (I borrowed this question from another website, lol)
 
Desdichado

Desdichado

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I doubt either would do me any good. I'd lay low or, if approached, play Jane Goodall.

What would you do if you found out you were dating a spy for the Chinese government a year into your relationship? Mind you they're the best person you've ever dated in every department and they're madly in love with you.

WineRose said:
I would go for soups for the rest of my life.

What would you do if you, being equipped with pepper spray and a pocket knife, were trapped in a room with a gorilla for 5 minutes? (I borrowed this question from another website, lol)
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SovereignGrace

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Desdichado said:
I doubt either would do me any good. I'd lay low or, if approached, play Jane Goodall.

What would you do if you found out you were dating a spy for the Chinese government a year into your relationship? Mind you they're the best person you've ever dated in every department and they're madly in love with you.
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I would bring her to a Presbyterian Elder and have them get her drunk, then take her to a Catholic priest for confession, then take her to a Baptist to set her straight.

What would you do if your car's AC was stuck wide open in the dead of winter whilst living in Alaska?
 
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Wonder why I was stuck in Alaska at all? (Not a winter person.)

What would you do if you loved to garden but had phobias against bugs and pollen allergies that made you sneeze constantly?
 
SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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Wonder why I was stuck in Alaska at all? (Not a winter person.)

What would you do if you loved to garden but had phobias against bugs and pollen allergies that made you sneeze constantly?
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First, I would stuff my nose full of cotton. Then take and douse my garden with gasoline and take a flame thrower to those bugs. That’ll teach’em.

What would you do if you stuffed your nose with cotton balls, only to find out you have a cotton ball allergy?
 
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SovereignGrace said:
First, I would stuff my nose full of cotton. Then take and douse my garden with gasoline and take a flame thrower to those bugs. That’ll teach’em.

What would you do if you stuffed your nose with cotton balls, only to find out you have a cotton ball allergy?
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The same thing I do with pollen allergies and gardening -- sneeze a lot. lol

What would you do if purple, green and orange became the primary colors, while blue, yellow and red became secondary colors?
 
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La_Vie_En_Rose

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Desdichado said:
I doubt either would do me any good. I'd lay low or, if approached, play Jane Goodall.

What would you do if you found out you were dating a spy for the Chinese government a year into your relationship? Mind you they're the best person you've ever dated in every department and they're madly in love with you.
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Diane Fossey- Gorillas
Jane Goodall- Chimpanzees
Goodall was often photographed carrying a chimp, I don’t think you’d want to carry a gorilla.
 
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La_Vie_En_Rose

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The same thing I do with pollen allergies and gardening -- sneeze a lot. lol

What would you do if purple, green and orange became the primary colors, while blue, yellow and red became secondary colors?
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I would get ready for a bunch of students to tell me I am wrong.

What would you do if you woke up the next morning the opposite gender?
 
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joefizz

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WineRose said:
I would go for soups for the rest of my life.

What would you do if you, being equipped with pepper spray and a pocket knife, were trapped in a room with a gorilla for 5 minutes? (I borrowed this question from another website, lol)
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I would leave the gorilla in it's "cage" in the room at the circus call for help and after being let out spray clowns with the pepper spray if any got too close to me,and use the pocket knife to wittle something from stuff around the place.(you forgot some details:cool:)
 
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La_Vie_En_Rose said:
I would get ready for a bunch of students to tell me I am wrong.

What would you do if you woke up the next morning the opposite gender?
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Try very hard to explain something I don't even understand to my husband. (Or pinch myself, until I really wake up.)

What would you do if your catch-all clogged?
 
Lizzy

Lizzy

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A reply for waking up in Eden. I'd give everyone there a high five cuz we made it ,then join in the dance party with King David.

What would you do if you woke up w a tiger on your bed?
 
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Tinuviel

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Lizzy said:
A reply for waking up in Eden. I'd give everyone there a high five cuz we made it ,then join in the dance party with King David.

What would you do if you woke up w a tiger on your bed?
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Curse briefly over the fact that I hadn't installed that bedside gun safe, and slowly extricate myself.

What would you do if you were wanted by the police for something you didn't do?
 
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La_Vie_En_Rose

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Tinuviel said:
Curse briefly over the fact that I hadn't installed that bedside gun safe, and slowly extricate myself.

What would you do if you were wanted by the police for something you didn't do?
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I’d turn myself in and get a lawyer. Life on the lam is not for me.

What would you do if you were able to speak to the dead?
 
Didymous

Didymous

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I used to be able to do that,and I hated it!

What will you ask someone when you get to heaven?
 
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La_Vie_En_Rose

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I will ask my sister how everything is done in Heaven. I will ask her to give me a tour and show me the ropes. I will also ask her where my dog and hamster are that I’ve sent to her.

What would you do if you were shrunk like The Incredible Shrinking Man?
 
becc

becc

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Didymous said:
I used to be able to do that,and I hated it!

What will you ask someone when you get to heaven?
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Were you really able to speak to the dead!!?


I'll ask hiw they lived theirife and how they died.

What would you do if you found out you were queen elizabeth's long lost daughter/son.
 
maxwel

maxwel

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What would you do if you found out you were queen elizabeth's long lost daughter/son.

I would be making some changes around the palace.



What would you do if your soul was sucked into the BDF forum and couldn't escape?
 
Didymous

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becc said:
Were you really able to speak to the dead!!?


I'll ask hiw they lived theirife and how they died.

What would you do if you found out you were queen elizabeth's long lost daughter/son.
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I actually don't know what it was. When I was 12, tribal elders would come to me in my dreams three days before they died. I hated knowing that, and I never knew why it happened. That why I start drinking so much.
 
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Tinuviel

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La_Vie_En_Rose said:
What would you do if you were shrunk like The Incredible Shrinking Man?
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I'd want to see what it was like to have a mouse view. Then, I'd give myself to the FBI or something as a spy. It could be kinda fun.

becc said:
What would you do if you found out you were queen elizabeth's long lost daughter/son.
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KEEP MUM! Do you know how much trouble that has caused in the past? I might use it as blackmail to get into the palace, though. Just to look around and meet people :p.

What would you do if all your clothing suddenly changed to a color you detest?
 
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