cheapskate (I guess if said grisly Whangdoodle keepsake was encased in some sort of impervious amber, it might make a suitable gift for someone who has visited our souvenir store, especially after that someone has downed one or two of our world-famous Whangdoodle Wipe Outs. Although we should be sure to specify the amber is extra impenetrable. We wouldn't want to go to all the effort of eradicating Whangdoodles from the face of Whangdoodlia and indeed the Earth itself, to find out - only several thousand or so years later, when Whangdoodles have receded into legend and become little more than a threat dishonest parents use to make naughty children tidy their bedrooms, to have a John Hammond type Whangdoodle-enthusiast go all out Jurassic Whangdoodle, and bring them back by extracting their DNA from a relic some random tourist had purchased at our souvenir shop several thousand years earlier - which had somehow been retained and handed down over generations - and combining it (the DNA, that is, not the relic or the souvenir shop) with that of a toad or something similar. So we must not be cheapskate with the grisly Whangdoodle keepsake encasement.
I'm not sure all of what Freemasons believe, but my guess is that much of it is probably true. Sort of like Satan's lie to Eve - she did get the knowledge of good and evil, but she also died, as God had promised. Maybe there are lots of details about building the temple and/or consorting with devils (as Freemasonry is pretty much witchcraft) which is factual, but they then throw the lie in about the devil being God (and this about demons helping with the temple, if that's what they truly teach?))