Word Association

folder (You always think out the situation from all angles. It saves lots of energy, time, horrid messes, etc. No file folders full of complaints of inhumane activity or toxic messes or what-have-you.)

brochure (Oh, it's not really about thinking. I received a brochure in my letterbox about humane and practical ways of dealing with Whangdoodles, and subscribed for a month's free trial of the Whangdoodle-incising machine. To be honest, I'm still not 100% sure that the chisel isn't a more efficient method.)

instrument (The mention of tools makes me think of all the tools I have around here. Not only do I have enough parts for a gun shop, but enough tools for a tool shop. We could do something with this in our Whangdoodle defenestration and incising operation.)

device (I like it. We should invent a name for your shop. How about Chieftess CarriePie's Emporium of Gun Parts, Whangdoodle Defenestration and Incising Tools? Perhaps we also should invent a catchy slogan?)

gadget (You are the master of long names! Where should we put this shop? I supposed we could put it near Defenestration Mountain. Have you ever rode a cable car up a mountain? We might have to get one of those, because surely the mountain will become massive and then we'll have to make a mountain range. Slogan...hmmm, must ponder this...)

gizmo (I think your shop should be placed at the peak of Defenestration Mountain. This will make the defenestration process that much more terrifying for any Whangdoodles trying to rob your shop, as unless they happen to steal a sled, defenestration from a shop window will make descent down the mountain all the more bumpy. I've never rode a cable car up a mountain - I have an irrational fear of Whangdoodles gnawing through the suspension cables).

Gremlins (I rode a cable car to the top of Stone Mountain in Georgia. It was pretty neat. I think now how much more smashing it would be to ride to the top of Defenestration Mountain. And at the top of Stone Mountain was at least one shop. Very clever of you, as usual!)

mogwai (Very clever. I had forgotten about Gizmo. Yes - we definitely should have a cable car to the top of Defenestration Mountain, and we can hire some security at both ends to prevent Whangdoodles gnawing through the cables. Extremely smashing, but in the metaphorical sense rather than the literal one.)

midnight (We were thinking the same thing, I was also thinking security would be a necessity for this operation. May all go well with the construction! And all of smashingness for now....)