Crocodile Kills Pastor
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It's like a bad joke.
One day a prote pastor decided to baptize a man in Lake Abaya, Ethiopia. When an atheist crocodile decided to play along and just before he silently submerged himself , he put his two front claws together and prayed. "Dear God, thank you for this meal I am about to receive."
That lake is known to have a huge Crocodile population. The pastor was stupid.And that put his congregants who were native there and should have known better at risk, thinking to go there to be baptized. But he's with God now, so really is it a tragic loss when he's in a better place?
One day a prote pastor decided to baptize a man in Lake Abaya, Ethiopia. When an atheist crocodile decided to play along and just before he silently submerged himself , he put his two front claws together and prayed. "Dear God, thank you for this meal I am about to receive."
That lake is known to have a huge Crocodile population. The pastor was stupid.And that put his congregants who were native there and should have known better at risk, thinking to go there to be baptized. But he's with God now, so really is it a tragic loss when he's in a better place?
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Even Jesus knew better. Just hope his congregation doesn’t blame
God for this.
Luke 4:9-12 NKJV
[9] Then he brought Him to Jerusalem, set Him on the pinnacle of the
temple, and said to Him, "If You are the Son of God, throw Yourself
down from here. [10] For it is written: 'He shall give His angels charge
over you, To keep you,' [11] and, 'In their hands they shall bear you up,
Lest you dash your foot against a stone.'" [12] And Jesus answered
and said to him, "It has been said, 'You shall not tempt the LORD your God.' "
God for this.
Luke 4:9-12 NKJV
[9] Then he brought Him to Jerusalem, set Him on the pinnacle of the
temple, and said to Him, "If You are the Son of God, throw Yourself
down from here. [10] For it is written: 'He shall give His angels charge
over you, To keep you,' [11] and, 'In their hands they shall bear you up,
Lest you dash your foot against a stone.'" [12] And Jesus answered
and said to him, "It has been said, 'You shall not tempt the LORD your God.' "
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