Can no longer separate the Singles from the BDF

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Jennie-Mae

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Jennie-Mae said:
You’re not from around here, are you?🧐

That’s how I speak.🤗
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Just a little edgy cation if somebody ain’t on terms with what I’m talking about😛:

I said “y’all all” because I was addressing each and everyone in this here entire thread😎.

Don’t you guys (best not be causing confusion using y’all lol) just love the possibility of using all the emojis on the phone?
 
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toinena

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I am almost tempted to quote the scripture here, but I will be satisfied by just hitting everyone's heads with a KJV Bible.

Please stand in line for a smack on your heads.
 
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theanointedsinner

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toinena said:
I am almost tempted to quote the scripture here, but I will be satisfied by just hitting everyone's heads with a KJV Bible.

Please stand in line for a smack on your heads.
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let me find way to make a helmet out of cottonballs, and, eh, any adhesive will be bad idea

I guess we need to experience this trial and tribulation of getting smacked on the head by the bible, hoping that it's softcover and not hard cover
 
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theanointedsinner

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theanointedsinner said:
let me find way to make a helmet out of cottonballs, and, eh, any adhesive will be bad idea

I guess we need to experience this trial and tribulation of getting smacked on the head by the bible, hoping that it's softcover and not hard cover
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wait a better idea, I can lay lots of clothes on my head so that when the bible smacking comes, it will cushion the blow
 
tourist

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toinena said:
Ah. Finally. A touch of BDF ;-)

My favorite dog movie has to be Must love dogs. It is of course an absolute truth.
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Yeah, dogs get to lick the crumbs that fall from the master's table. Oh, sorry, was just having a BDF moment there. OK, I'm better now...:)
 
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theanointedsinner

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His word will not go void, Isai ...
... we really need some rehabilitation here ;)
 
Lynx

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toinena said:
I am almost tempted to quote the scripture here, but I will be satisfied by just hitting everyone's heads with a KJV Bible.

Please stand in line for a smack on your heads.
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As a pentecostal minister I reserve the right to return the favor and hit you over the head with the KJV Bible.
 
tourist

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Lynx said:
As a pentecostal minister I reserve the right to return the favor and hit you over the head with the KJV Bible.
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That BDF crap will get you nowhere on this thread. Well, admittedly, what you said was very funny. I like how you roll 'em.
 
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theanointedsinner

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were quoting each other, isn't our quote inspirational :love: lol
 
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toinena

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Do you have to he an ordained minister to do the KJV smacking?
 
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theanointedsinner

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toinena said:
Do you have to he an ordained minister to do the KJV snacking?
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what if it's a magical bible of osmosis, like a baptist would smack someone, and that someone becomes baptist, while a non-baptist would smack, and that person becomes non-baptist?

hmm, stretching it too far?

maybe we can try smacking a mechanic's manual and cars can be fixed, a new superpower?
ok, now we are stretching this a bit too far!
 
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toinena

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Do you get abstinence from KJV quotes? Like you have to read at least 20 quotes a day to not experience headaches and delirium?
 
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