Don't eat yellow snow - life lessons and other things.

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Sonflower

Sonflower

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Life lesson # 539

Disclaimer: This life lesson is applicable to personality types like mine.

Going to the BDF is like watching a soap opera. It just makes you angry and there is never any resolution. To keep your sanity avoid the BDF or take it in EXTREMELY small doses.
 
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Hamarr

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Thanks!
 
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Hamarr

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It’s a good idea to leave the seat up occasionally to make sure the ladies are paying attention before sitting. You’re doing them a service really.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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There is a good reason for the tenth commandment being in the Bible. If you learn how to follow it you will have a lot less stress and strife in your life and a lot more money.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Cheerfulness is a result of generosity, not a cause. Cheerful people are not generous because they are cheerful, generous people are cheerful because they are generous. This is a relationship that cannot be stressed too much, because a lot of people get it backward.
 
LightBright

LightBright

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Life lesson #374 Never, I mean NEVER, comment on a girls weight. They will almost always take it as an insult. It's only ok if , big if, you guys are really close and use it correctly, usually as a joke. If the joke sucks you'll be hated forever i suggest you just remove in from your vocabulary. Maybe remove weight too.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Subhumanoidal said:
Actually it is possible for a small group of people.
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"Protip: You can win every exchange just by being one level more precise than whoever spoke last. Eventually you'll defeat all conversational opponents and stand alone. Very, very alone."

- Randall Monroe
 
LightBright

LightBright

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Lynx said:
"Protip: You can win every exchange just by being one level more precise than whoever spoke last. Eventually you'll defeat all conversational opponents and stand alone. Very, very alone."

- Randall Monroe
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I get tired of taking L's cuz i can't English.
 
cinder

cinder

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Mar 26, 2014
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Never listen to the argument of someone who relies on name calling to make their point.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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There is no day so bad that it cannot be improved by eating two slices of really good cheesecake.

(burp)
 
LightBright

LightBright

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Lynx said:
There is no day so bad that it cannot be improved by eating two slices of really good cheesecake.

(burp)
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You eat a lot of cheesecake lol.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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I do not! Just two slices, that's my limit. Two slices in the morning... and then two slices at night.

I got some really good cheesecakes from Aldi. Not expensive and made with real cream cheese, no lowfat junk.
 
LightBright

LightBright

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Lynx said:
I do not! Just two slices, that's my limit. Two slices in the morning... and then two slices at night.

I got some really good cheesecakes from Aldi. Not expensive and made with real cream cheese, no lowfat junk.
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4 peices of cake a day......ig it depends on how large the slice is but i doubt it's not huge cuz cheesecake is good....
 
YHello

YHello

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888.) don’t let the pigeon drive the bus. did anyone else grow up reading that? Am i that young?
 
TamLynn

TamLynn

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Don't give up on your dreams. Keep on sleeping. :)
 
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Jennie-Mae

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#100,000: Don’t run into debates with Cottonmouths. They’re not at all interested in finding some common ground.
 
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