Let's Daydream A Little...

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Lynx

Lynx

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I noticed that, but I was gonna let it slide.
 
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Hungry

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AuntieAnt said:
Women are emotional? Women can't be trusted with a gun? Then can you please explain why the jail cells are filled mostly with men and therapists' offices with women? :unsure:

A gentleman flaunting his poetry skills is much more to be desired than a guy flaunting his male chauvinism, that's for darn sure. :sneaky:
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Easy, men are doers and women are talkers. 😏
 
Ellorah

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TLC209 said:
You bought a girl a gun? Thats kinda ballsy.. or not fully thought through dont you think?

You gave a girl a gun. Women are emotial beings, you sure thats a good idea? And you find yourself on the singles forum flaunting poetry skills and writing songs like some brad paisley. And she aint gonna find out about all this?

Tell me you bought her blanks lol or you better run!
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One of the best gifts I ever received was a pink pearl handled Kimber ♥️

I’m a farm girl who can handle any firearm proficiently and dreams of a man reading me The Stolen Child by Yeats . Now that’s romantic !
 
melita916

melita916

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before my husband started his new job, our work schedules were different. i worked 8 am to 5 pm. he worked 10:15 am to 7:30 pm, but he woke up at 7:15 am each day so he could say goodbye to me. :giggle:
 
TabinRivCA

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Hungry said:
Easy, men are doers and women are talkers. 😏
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Except if a hubby is an alcoholic and has 20 friends over out in the garage w/loud country western music on. Then the wife becomes more of the doer, lol.
 
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AuntieAnt

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Hungry said:
Easy, men are doers and women are talkers. 😏
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Riiiiiight. :sneaky: Hence the saying: "A man's work is never done."

Wait. :unsure: Oh yeah, it's: "A WOMAN's work is never done."

And speaking of talkers, are you done talking yet?

 
Subhumanoidal

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My last gf was planning on getting a gun and a concealed carry permit.
I, on the other hand, often woo'd he regularly with things I wrote. Not just woo'd, but she swooned often :ROFL:
 
salvation_child

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Well for me, he doesnt have to do anything really but love me unconditionally and let his actions show just that. It would nice of he can cause we could sing praises together but thats not required. I will accept him anyhow the Lord presents him to me :)
 
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17Bees

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AuntieAnt said:
Riiiiiight. :sneaky: Hence the saying: "A man's work is never done."

Wait. :unsure: Oh yeah, it's: "A WOMAN's work is never done."

And speaking of talkers, are you done talking yet?

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Actually, women are far more language sensitive. Their reading comprehension is far better than men. Men are more sensory and often need to see or experience or hear for better comprehension.

But men don't dress dogs up in little booties. Women, being language sensitive, misread dog's emotions, but men pick up on it through sight. That's why we wince when we see dressed up dogs. Women think that dog is happy.

Men see this....
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So.... read. Don't dress up dogs.
 
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JustEli

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salvation_child said:
Well for me, he doesnt have to do anything really but love me unconditionally and let his actions show just that. It would nice of he can cause we could sing praises together but thats not required. I will accept him anyhow the Lord presents him to me :)
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hi Salv.
 
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Hungry

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TabinRivCA said:
Except if a hubby is an alcoholic and has 20 friends over out in the garage w/loud country western music on. Then the wife becomes more of the doer, lol.
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That’s too random to be fiction. Sounds like a missing person case that will go unsolved.
 
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AuntieAnt said:
Riiiiiight. :sneaky: Hence the saying: "A man's work is never done."

Wait. :unsure: Oh yeah, it's: "A WOMAN's work is never done."

And speaking of talkers, are you done talking yet?

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It’s a saying because it’s from woman. The man was too busy to comment.
 
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JustEli

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hear ye, hear ye, this thread is now proclaimed as the man v. woman thread........... hahahahahahhaha

kidding?
 
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Hamarr

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JustEli said:
hear ye, hear ye, this thread is now proclaimed as the man v. woman thread........... hahahahahahhaha

kidding?
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This is what I daydream about.

Let me make some popcorn....
 
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Hamarr

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Men with poetry vs women with pink guns.
 
Mel85

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17Bees said:
Actually, women are far more language sensitive. Their reading comprehension is far better than men. Men are more sensory and often need to see or experience or hear for better comprehension.

But men don't dress dogs up in little booties. Women, being language sensitive, misread dog's emotions, but men pick up on it through sight. That's why we wince when we see dressed up dogs. Women think that dog is happy.

Men see this....
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So.... read. Don't dress up dogs.
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I’d never dress up my dogs - it’ll take away their ‘manly’ look, plus, they’d tear it all up. 126CCD9C-8A5A-4982-AD25-400A157DC8D4.jpeg
 
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JustEli

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In all honesty, my ideal woman would love me, even when Im unlovable.
 
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