THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

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Encouragement

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Ruby123 said:
Encouragement one of your customers was a little intense

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..oh yes that was miss Thompson...(you remember her dont you?..we both agreed judging by her new make over that her most recent facelift didnt actually enhance her looks..I.mean those pointed ears.....seriously??)..🤪🤪
Yes she was actually yawning whist saying this....then even asked for my phone number..
however I quickly declined on health and safety grounds..🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪
Got the heck outta there.
 
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Encouragement said:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣..oh yes that was miss Thompson...(you remember her dont you?..we both agreed judging by her new make over that her most recent facelift didnt actually enhance her looks..I.mean those pointed ears.....seriously??)..🤪🤪
Yes she was actually yawning whist saying this....then even asked for my phone number..
however I quickly declined on health and safety grounds..🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪
Got the heck outta there.
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Don't worry I gave her your phone number and made the booking for the dinner date. Gotta do my job well lol.
 
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Ruby123 said:
Don't worry I gave her your phone number and made the booking for the dinner date. Gotta do my job well lol.
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hold on??....dinner date..🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Well she will have a nice time Interacting with that empty chair opposite her in the restaurant...🤣🤣🤣...coz I ain't gonna be seated inside it..
 
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IToreTheSky said:
What happened to this thread?????
I love it! LoL 😂😂😂😂
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well I begain this thread a few weeks ago...but for some reason between my humour and Ruby123's humour the threads slipped outta the needle..🤪🤪🤪🤪
 
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No I am enjoying it. LoL besides it's yer thread you can take it in any direction you so choose. 😄
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Encouragement said:
well I begain this thread a few weeks ago...but for some reason between my humour and Ruby123's humour the threads slipped outta the needle..🤪🤪🤪🤪
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Oh, but how can the thread be out of the needle ----- if indeed the two of you have managed to put everyone "in stitches"...???

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IToreTheSky said:
No I am enjoying it. LoL besides it's yer thread you can take it in any direction you so choose. 😄
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🤣🤣🤣....exactly..
.well that's the most worrying part...I know there are a few cliffs around...and I don't wanna end up going over one of them⛰🏔🏞🤣
 
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GaryA said:
Oh, but how can the thread be out of the needle ----- if indeed the two of you have managed to put everyone "in stitches"...???

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That's good one..👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻(Boom/Boom)
Now lemmie Just unpick what you just actually said...🤣🤣🤣
 
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Encouragement said:
hold on??....dinner date..🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Well she will have a nice time Interacting with that empty chair opposite her in the restaurant...🤣🤣🤣...coz I ain't gonna be seated inside it..
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Lol annual leave already, who is going to change the tyres whilst you are away. I hope it is not in my contract otherwise I am in trouble. Encouragement you cannot decline any customers dinner offer, it's bad for the business. You may cause the reputation of the business to go down. You may have to just grin and bear it. :whistle::whistle:
 
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GaryA said:
Oh, but how can the thread be out of the needle ----- if indeed the two of you have managed to put everyone "in stitches"...???

;)
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lol I didn't think many were reading it. Now I have gone all shy :giggle::giggle:
 
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Ruby123 said:
Lol annual leave already, who is going to change the tyres whilst you are away. I hope it is not in my contract otherwise I am in trouble. Encouragement you cannot decline any customers dinner offer, it's bad for the business. You may cause the reputation of the business to go down. You may have to just grin and bear it. :whistle::whistle:
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Well I am so devoted to my clients business needs I will still be around..only to change their tyre,sing them a Tom Jones song "which ain't unusual"😉..then leave...you contact obligations are currently under review due to booking that dinner date for miss (what's her name)..😫
Grin and bear it you say..I would rather go on a date with sandwich..my goodness..those twisted teeth of hers.🤢🤢.. honestly..imagine her asking to kiss me in the cheek.🤪🤪🤪...call the cops .🚓🚓🚔🚔
 
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lol I didn't think many were reading it. Now I have gone all shy :giggle::giggle:
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Oh no pls pls don't go all shy coz I forgot to inform you that the humorous content we are having is being watched also be the British prime minister and his entire cabinet..(his drinks cabinet that is..🤣🤣)"they need a little cheering up apparently..."😊😊😊
 
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Encouragement said:
Well I am so devoted to my clients business needs I will still be around..only to change their tyre,sing them a Tom Jones song "which ain't unusual"😉..then leave...you contact obligations are currently under review due to booking that dinner date for miss (what's her name)..😫
Grin and bear it you say..I would rather go on a date with sandwich..my goodness..those twisted teeth of hers.🤢🤢.. honestly..imagine her asking to kiss me in the cheek.🤪🤪🤪...call the cops .🚓🚓🚔🚔
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What your giving me the sack already for arranging a date with Ms Camel??
 
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Encouragement said:
Oh no pls pls don't go all shy coz I forgot to inform you that the humorous content we are having is being watched also be the British prime minister and his entire cabinet..(his drinks cabinet that is..🤣🤣)"they need a little cheering up apparently..."😊😊😊
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We might be asked to perform at the Royal Gala lol
 
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Ruby123 said:
What your giving me the sack already for arranging a date with Ms Camel??
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Yes that's right I will be most definitely be giving you the "sack"
I will giving you the "sack" of new spanners to look after when I am changing tyres to make sure they are all accounted for.
Miss camel..🤣🤣🤣🤣...well she will most definitely get the "hump"..when she realises I don't show up at the restaurant.
 
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Ruby123 said:
We might be asked to perform at the Royal Gala lol
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😊😊..well i already got my new hair piece..and I brought u a nice pair of shoes with flat heels...with miss camel will be our quest there too explaining about how people can stop grinding their teeth when fast asleep..🤣🤣
 
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Encouragement said:
😊😊..well i already got my new hair piece..and I brought u a nice pair of shoes with flat heels...with miss camel will be our quest there too explaining about how people can stop grinding their teeth when fast asleep..🤣🤣
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I went on a camel ride once. They had it at the beach, this is years ago up north. It was interesting. I wondered how on earth I would get on it but luckily they had a platform that you could climb up and the camel stood next to it so you could hop on. It took me three whole days to drive up north. I did it alone. It was an adventure. They had wild emu's, kangaroos, eagles and pigs that would just walk onto the road out of nowhere. Now when I look back at it, it was quite a brave thing to do.
 
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