Which Would You Find Easier: Baking Christmas Cookies, or Finding a Wife?

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IToreTheSky

IToreTheSky

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Belka said:
"Sure, I could learn how to bake,

BUT,

it would be A LOT easier to just marry someone who bakes instead."

Orrrr move in with a friend who can bake. Haha.

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I literally laughed out loud from that last line!!!!!
 
Lanolin

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I could learn how to bake, but it would be a lot easier to steam my cookies in a wok.
 
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looks like some don't have funny-bones anymore -
member, there's all kinds of humour, and if you don't
get it, then don't make something negative out of it...
 
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Scribe

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There is nothing harder to learn than being married. So he obviously had never been married. Finding a wife is not the hard part, living with her and remaining happy is the challenge. I think I would rather learn nuclear physics than understand what makes a wife happy. :D

Then again, I might be a little jaded. :cautious:
 
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JustEli

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I would like to export my humor.................. but I might as well try to split an atom.
 
cinder

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I could find someone to date, but it would be much easier to learn nuclear physics and computer programming instead.

Also.

I could go out and look for a date, but it's easier to pick up a package of dates at the grocery store.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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cinder said:
I could find someone to date, but it would be much easier to learn nuclear physics and computer programming instead.
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In high school, I was failing basic physics, let alone nuclear physics. o_O

I had to beg the principal to let me drop it so it wouldn't ruin the rest of my GPA.

So not only am I not looking at getting married any time soon (or even getting a Christmas date,) I'm obviously not learning any useful skills, either. :oops:

I might as well just sign up to be a chickmere (which Eli has yet to clearly define.) :unsure:
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Magenta said:
I object to this dishonor! I slept most of yesterday and missed all the fun :giggle:

But it was a lot of fun catching up...
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It's never too late!

Jump right in, Magenta -- we saved the purple chair just for you. :)
 
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don't speak😂...

 
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... cat got your tounge 😂...

just having fun with ya brother😉
 
Nehemiah6

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UCA4J said:
I'd like to go one better, and say that I'm waiting for her, so we can cook biscuits, and meals together.
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Waiting for her ain't good enough. Unless you make a serious effort to "seek and ye shall find" there will be no biscuits on your plate. Just hard tack.:LOL:
 
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🌹Matthew 6:33
New International Version


33 But seek first his kingdom(A) and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well.(B)
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