Hey Everyone,
Based on some awesome ideas from @zeroturbulence, @Godsgirl83, and, in another conversation, @Reborn , I'm setting out on an intrepid adventure.
And I need all of YOUR help!
We were talking in another thread about how pretty much ANY topic of discussion these days can be turned into a war zone of opposing sides, so I just figured, let's test this baby out and see what happens.
I'm going to present a topic, and I want to see just how fast it becomes THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD IN THE WORLD!!!
Today's Nail-Biting, On-Your-Seat, Sure-to-Get-People-Raging Topic is:
* WHAT KIND OF BREAD DO YOU LIKE FOR YOUR TOAST?*
Gasp! Sigh! And, loud murmurs of, "I can't believe she actually said that out loud!" fill the room!!!
I know it's A LOT to take in, but please, before we start any riots, let's think about some of the many, many ways this thread can immediately go wrong.
For instance, we need people to start the following arguments (and from both sides,) such as:
1. White vs. brown (or darker) bread -- how dare anyone like something different than someone else! Only toast harmony will save the world.
2. Rare vs. med. vs. well-done (Isn't there a special time-out chair for people who like burnt toast??? I mean, c'mon. That just CAN'T be natural.)
3. Is toast vegan, especially when you slap a big piece of fried chicken right on top.
4. Toast isn't keto -- how dare you!!! Everyone knows that carbs are the food of the devil!!!
5. Condiments on toast -- butter, jam, vegemite, Nutella??? Surely one or all of those is worth protesting!
6. Can toast be eaten at any other meal besides breakfast? (Of course not, you heathen!!!)
Forget "50 Shades of Grey," people.
We are going for at least "106 Reasons Why People Should Argue Over Toast," and the sky is the limit!!!
I am looking forward to everyone stating and defending their views -- because no matter what they are, you know they're just wrong!!!
(Please note that I am NOT trying to make fun of or in any way belittle the seriousness of the many events and causes people are taking up these days. Rather, I mean this only as a light-hearted escape from just how vicious some people can be when criticizing others for not holding the same beliefs.)
Forget putting aside our differences -- this is a thread that intends to celebrate each and every one, and as loudly as possible!
Based on some awesome ideas from @zeroturbulence, @Godsgirl83, and, in another conversation, @Reborn , I'm setting out on an intrepid adventure.
And I need all of YOUR help!
We were talking in another thread about how pretty much ANY topic of discussion these days can be turned into a war zone of opposing sides, so I just figured, let's test this baby out and see what happens.
I'm going to present a topic, and I want to see just how fast it becomes THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL THREAD IN THE WORLD!!!
Today's Nail-Biting, On-Your-Seat, Sure-to-Get-People-Raging Topic is:
* WHAT KIND OF BREAD DO YOU LIKE FOR YOUR TOAST?*
Gasp! Sigh! And, loud murmurs of, "I can't believe she actually said that out loud!" fill the room!!!
I know it's A LOT to take in, but please, before we start any riots, let's think about some of the many, many ways this thread can immediately go wrong.
For instance, we need people to start the following arguments (and from both sides,) such as:
1. White vs. brown (or darker) bread -- how dare anyone like something different than someone else! Only toast harmony will save the world.
2. Rare vs. med. vs. well-done (Isn't there a special time-out chair for people who like burnt toast??? I mean, c'mon. That just CAN'T be natural.)
3. Is toast vegan, especially when you slap a big piece of fried chicken right on top.
4. Toast isn't keto -- how dare you!!! Everyone knows that carbs are the food of the devil!!!
5. Condiments on toast -- butter, jam, vegemite, Nutella??? Surely one or all of those is worth protesting!
6. Can toast be eaten at any other meal besides breakfast? (Of course not, you heathen!!!)
Forget "50 Shades of Grey," people.
We are going for at least "106 Reasons Why People Should Argue Over Toast," and the sky is the limit!!!
I am looking forward to everyone stating and defending their views -- because no matter what they are, you know they're just wrong!!!
(Please note that I am NOT trying to make fun of or in any way belittle the seriousness of the many events and causes people are taking up these days. Rather, I mean this only as a light-hearted escape from just how vicious some people can be when criticizing others for not holding the same beliefs.)
Forget putting aside our differences -- this is a thread that intends to celebrate each and every one, and as loudly as possible!
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