Keeping a straight face.

Oh...no threat of laughing with that pic above.... however I might just toss my cookies

You are telling me that, you have cookies, and you don't feel like laughing, or smiling?!?!

They must not be girl scout cookies!!!

Thoughts

being single is not directly related to how much snot runs out of your nose.

Random

People with pointy noses should wear the pointy face masks not the flat ones, they can also double as snot collectors.

Son, my face ain't NEVER been straight.


With the price of girl scout cookies these days, no thank you. I'll get the same cookies in a different package at Aldi for a dollar or two.

This post is a direct violation of the thread rules. Punishment is either a lap around the track, or no sweets for a week. You can get out of punishment, if you get three likes on your post. I already gave you one. Ask help from friends, or it's time to run a lap.

Meaningless. The law may be on the books, but it would take all your resources to enforce it.

I'm not gonna say, I laughed at this, because that is against the rules of the thread.


You may be right Lanolin, but it could be stage 2 of what I like to call a relationship allergy, or also known as,
Verhältnis Allergie. It can be fatal if isn't treated right away. O.k., maybe it's not fatal, but it's something that a doctor should keep an eye on.






Why would you bring up a topic such as snot collectors?!?! Isn't there something better to talk about?

Have you heard of Verhältnis Allergie?

I have no idea, where do you hear about such things?
In my culture, instead of locking lips, people bump noses. Its because they make a squeaky noise when pressed.

So, the purpose of this thread is to have a conversation, that is completely random, hilarious, but at the same time, you are not allowed to laugh, or smile.

I just like silly threads and like to laugh, so let good times roll, or something. (Remember no smiling or laughing).


So, I was talking to this lady on the ski lift, and my nose was running with snot, and I kept on sniffing it back up. She didn't say anything about the goo coming out of my nose, but it must of been gross. It must be a sign that I should stay single. Thoughts?

No. It's a sign that you need to BLOW YOUR NOSE!!!

Once again, no laughing, or smiling in the thread. Lap around the track, no sweets for a week, or you need three likes on your post. If your anything like Lynx and think the rules are meaningless, I already did a bunch of extra laps around the track for future violators.

I think your missing how serious relationship allergies are. You can't ignore the symptoms, if you do it can turn into something very serious. So, serious it can cause a life time of agony, and even other horrible side effects, which are to horrid to even mention. It's best to keep track of your allergies and not set them a side like cookie crumbs on the bottom of a cookie jar.

This message is brought to you by Girl Scout Cookies and Weight Watchers.


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Oh p-tooey.