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seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
May 23, 2009
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#2
"God helps those who help themselves."

P.S. Now where do I collect the million dollars? 😇
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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#3
Cleanliness is next to Godliness.
 

Lanolin

Well-known member
Dec 15, 2018
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#8
Jesus went to america (in book of mormon, which is not the Bible)

Jesus didnt die he just pretended to (in Koran, again, not the Bible)

If you dont go to heaven you got to a waiting room called purgatory (in book of Jubillees, that catholics say is the Bible, but its not)
 

jennymae

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#9
Thy shall not dance!

(I know this ain’t in the Bible, but I really like your new avatar @Pipp).😀
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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#12
God has somebody for everybody. God already has somebody special picked out for YOU if you'll be patient and wait for God to arrange for you two to meet. Doesn't matter who you are, God has somebody picked out for you.

Nope, nope, nope, nope.
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
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#15
Money is the root of all evil.
Quote from a song called Jewels And Gems:

They say that money is the root of all evil
And money doesn't grow on trees
I disagree cause most money is paper
Taken from the wood like branches and leaves
Need money to live
Need trees to breathe
And we all wanna snap branches from the tree
And we all visit bank branches for the peace
There's no evil in money, the evil's in the greed
A friend in need is a friend indeed
Think twice before you speak to a friend in need
Lend a friend money he becomes your enemy
Beware of your friends coming on a bended knee
 

cinder

Senior Member
Mar 26, 2014
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#17
Ask Jesus into your heart

The end justifies the means

If you have enough faith God will do whatever you want him to

If you have enough faith God will make all your problems disappear
 

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
Aug 13, 2014
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#18
If you have enough faith God will do whatever you want him to

If you have enough faith God will make all your problems disappear
I certainly don't remember them being in the Bible... But now I am very eager to find out how I can get in on this!
 

crossnote

Senior Member
Nov 24, 2012
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#20
"Jeremiah was a bullfrog"...never found that one in the Bible.