The Banned Game

Nice try Moses but this is.......


and the prosecutor hired for the part was

seeing that first one gives me the urge to duck for cover

The knights of Shittimistan can spot fake news when they see it. But we'll let the courts decide.

If you're interested, there was also a well-researched documentary released recently "20,000 shopping trolleys", which details how the current "resident" (the p is silent) of Rubyland actually utilised stolen shopping trolleys - the property of Mosestaria - to deposit fake votes into illegally placed ballot boxes, in a blatantly rigged election.

The fake news media is trying to tell the great people of Rubyland that the current resident actually received 81,000,000 votes. But Rubyland doesn't even have 81,000,000 people. We will contest this fraudulent election, until the stolen jewels are returned, and the great kingdoms of Mosestaria and Rubyland are once again united under a single, mighty chieftain!

Rubyland broke off from the land of Mosestaria, much like Ukraine from Russia. In fact the King of Mosestaria is a direct descendant of the present Russian ruler. Yeah, I know. It all makes sense now why he rules with an iron fist.

Meanwhile Rubyland is nice and peaceful. Full of coffee and cats. We have an alliance with Jennymaesia who exports to us a range of cosmetics including my favourite lipstick, Ruby of course.

Shittimistan imports our exceptionally large but inexpensive watermelons and other produce.

Lanolinland receives our coconuts and coffee beans in exchange for some lamb.

We all trade peacefully but there is one crooked King (M_ _ _ _) who is not satisfied with his own country but greedily wishes to rule the world. Looks like it is time to put an end to this dictator

This is the King, can you put your trust in him. I think not!!!!

Rubyland never broke off from Mosestaria! Any historian will tell you that the borders of Rubyland have never been formalised internationally by a majority of the nations, and therefore, Rubyland is no more broken off from Mosestaria than an apple is broken off of the apple tree. Are apples broken off of the apple tree? Delicious, crimson, Ruby-red apples? No. These apples are never broken off of the apple tree. They are stolen by apple thieves, to feed to their cats, and to make coffee out of.

Any resemblance between "the King" of Mosestaria (a very famous Mosestarian performer who uses too much hair gel) and the current Russian ruler is, to my thinking, purely coincidental. But it is I - Moses the Young(er) - who is the rightfully appointed Chieftain of Mosestaria, and incidentally, the one with the iron fist (which was caused during a shopping accident in Rubyland, I might add!)

Just because Mosestaria has dubious international relations with its other neighbour countries - Shittimistan, for instance, for appropriating their inexpensive watermelons and other produce for use as ammunition in weapons systems, and Lanolinland, for confiscating their coconuts to utilise as clothing accessories in the Summer - this does not mean Mosestaria is a rogue state, or up to anything nefarious.

However, despite the cruel accusations made by fake news outlets such as Rubyland Rumours, Mosestarians will pursue justice, and will take back the stolen election to become once more, the United Chiefdom of Mosestaria and Rubyland.

King Moses you lost your hand in a freak accident in Rubyland with a shopping trolley. This does not mean that compensation consists of having rulership over my country. I have an alliance with Jennymaesia, Shittimistan and Lanolinland so if you attack my country you will also have to answer to them.

You obviously dont realise that we are uniting to make a weapon which has enough coconuts to explode your country into smithereens. I gather after reading this you are re considering. Smart move!!

The Knights of Shittimistan shall forever be in debt to Rubyland for the vast supply of watermelon, to the extent we offer security forces of our brave knights to serve the leader.

But the decision has been reversed by the appellate court after an affidavit was handed over to the court from an unknown source in Shittimistan.😂

Jennymaesia will be keeping the peace at all costs necessary. The Empress has on these grounds decided to deploy the Jennymaesian Lipstick Navy and Powder Air Force to make sure the oppressed shopping buggies and makeup shop owners living in Mosestaria are safe. The Empress will not hesitate to put high heeled boots on the ground if the buggies are harmed. 😎🤗

The Empress will be supplying Rubyland with anti ballistic lipstick which will make a lot of red.

We could use a few of these in Shittimistan, can you spare them?

The Empress can spare the ones with ugly colors lol.

so much for the alliance against Mosestaria.

Our defense minister questions the effectiveness of the newly acquired missiles the Empress of Jennymasia has supplied.
Though they are in abundance, at 12 per shipping container ( a cardboard box?) once out of the freezer and on the launch pad they seem to rapidly self-destruct in proportion to the temperature.

Mr President,

I don’t understand. These are not the colors I could spare. Mosestarian intelligence must have swapped the missiles, leaving me the yellow, banana tasting ones.

Obviously the Mosestarians have infiltrated! Oh, the humanity!
We think we have found the spy,



holding him now for the interrogation by Mr. Cat

That is the Cat Intelligence Agency- C.I A.

LanolinLand was declared predatorfree and so we do not have rats, but we now have giant moas that have miraculously returned since we started living in trees and banned cars.

I am not sure what the problems between Mosestaria and Rubyland are, but I think they need a clean break and can apply to have fault lines put in place between them, so that a river can separate them.

Being an island nation Lanolinland doesnt really have that problem

The river is created by crying crocodiles so nobody dares cross to the other side.

Sadly, Shittimstan poachers have lured moas to float down river to be captured and turned in Pringles.
The Shittimistan Minister of the interior has resigned and taken the position of Shittimistan Minister of Snacks and Junk food since the pay is the same but snacks are free. There is no plan to stop the poaching as it is now a local industry providing jobs and food, albeit nutrition free, for many.


Also, the Moa seems to have been a rather rude bird, so the pressure to preserve it is minimal- see picture below-