The Banned Game

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Ruby123

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jennymae said:
If he’s on his best behavior in the makeup pen he’ll be appointed Blush Master.😁

Maybe he could specialize himself in the art of making old hags look good?😂

Let’s join forces and attack Mosestaria at dawn!😎😂
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Excellent idea Empress, who's dawn though? My dawn is your night and vice versa lol.
I will need to know so I dont invade in my PJ's.
It's time to overturn the land of tyres. We will need to discard the tyres. This may require some research. Did you know the King's presidency white house is made entirely of tyres and not bricks. He has painted them white to look like the white house.
 
shittim

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doesn't look very white yet... lipstick missiles may bounce off..........
 
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jennymae

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Ruby123 said:
Excellent idea Empress, who's dawn though? My dawn is your night and vice versa lol.
I will need to know so I dont invade in my PJ's.
It's time to overturn the land of tyres. We will need to discard the tyres. This may require some research. Did you know the King's presidency white house is made entirely of tyres and not bricks. He has painted them white to look like the white house.
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Ruby land and Jennymaesia are bordering countries so no problem there with time zones😁 You’re right, the tires tire us. They have to go! We will also ban green lipstick and everybody caught wearing it will have to spend time in solitary confinement surrounded by nothing but a makeup tutorial.😂

The tire house has to go too. What if we launch a black eyeliner to make it go all black again?
 
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Oh Oh... the arms race continues! When we teach these guys to fly, we can sell to each side... It's a profit deal!:):coffee::giggle:

 
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The Mosterian King seems to be in hiding. He must have heard about our plans.
I think we should launch the lipstick missiles, eyeliner torpedos and I am thinking blush bombs. That should take care of things nicely.
What to do with the tyres, I agree they are tiresome.

We need to turn these


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shittim

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Hairy says his A team has created a new life form from tires, we have doubts-
 
Lanolin

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Ruby123 said:
The Mosterian King seems to be in hiding. He must have heard about our plans.
I think we should launch the lipstick missiles, eyeliner torpedos and I am thinking blush bombs. That should take care of things nicely.
What to do with the tyres, I agree they are tiresome.

We need to turn these


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Lanolinlanders will buy the boots and they also want to order some swing sets to hang from their trees. President lanolin has mandated every tree over 10 metres tall in Lanolinland has one
 
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Well hairy, so much for the shock and awe your new life form will produce.....
 
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Rubyland and Jennymaesia have now invaded Mosestaria. The ruler is nowhere to be found. The capital is under control and we are establishing makeup checkpoints all over town. Anybody using green lipstick will be sent to the nearest makeup artist for educational purposes. The tire house is in lockdown and a mascara unit is searching for the Mosestarian elites. We got word that the ruler has fled the country. A marionette government in total cooperation with the Rubyland and Jennymaesian liberation army has stated that it will uphold the constitution which has been so horrendously neglected by the former government.😂😂😂
 
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Hairy's tire sea monster, or so he says, has spotted the Moseterian Royal Yacht and entourage fleeing , being led to sea by a disposable serf.
 
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In exchange for a pact with Jennymaesia and Rubyland the unwashed masses (and Hairy) of Shittimistan offer to send our Amish powered navy to capture the Moseterian Royal Yacht and entourage....
 
Lanolin

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Interesting

but Lanolinland no longer hosts rich fugitives or expat deportees on our shores, we even removed the Americas cup as it caused too much problems so we doubt the Mosetarian elites will end up here

though we will keep an eye out for any newcomers that have any lipsticks in their possesion. We suspect Mosetarians have joined with the former deposed king of Lanolinland at the bottom of the sea along with the land of Japovia which sank quietly without a trace after a tsunami of plastic bags washed over it.
 
shittim

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Oh the humanity! so thankful you have banned the plastic bags and hope it isn't topo late, scripture tells us we will be getting a new earth, we will need it.
 
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jennymae said:
Rubyland and Jennymaesia have now invaded Mosestaria. The ruler is nowhere to be found. The capital is under control and we are establishing makeup checkpoints all over town. Anybody using green lipstick will be sent to the nearest makeup artist for educational purposes. The tire house is in lockdown and a mascara unit is searching for the Mosestarian elites. We got word that the ruler has fled the country. A marionette government in total cooperation with the Rubyland and Jennymaesian liberation army has stated that it will uphold the constitution which has been so horrendously neglected by the former government.😂😂😂
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.....

Mosestarian Chieftain, Moses the Young (er) (May his Chiefdom be returned and his [female] enemies' lipstick smudged in a messy but amusing fashion) has had somewhat of a harrowing week, what, with the defection of his chief spy, the implementation of Democracy in Mosestaria, the defeat of the Mosestarian navy by an innumerable band of Shittimistanian apes arriving on environmentally-unfriendly flotsam and jetsam provided by the President of Lanolinland (wherever that is!), and worst of all, the subsequent annexation of Mosestaria by Rubylander upstart, terrorist, and self-proclaimed La Madame President.

It all started when famous Mosestarian diplomat and businessman, Jomés Band - codename 00007.1, infiltrated the terrorist network of La Madame President. He naturally fell for one of the beautiful, red-lipsticked accomplices of the terrorist leader in a selfless effort for Chief and Chiefdom, but what he didn't realise was that the day after he befriended said terrorist, the nefarious Rubylander Intelligence Agency swapped name-badges with his beloved and the Wicked Witch of Jennymaesia (not to be confused with the Empress of Jennymaesia, although Mosestarians consider any confusion between the two to be completely understandable). Now, poor Jomés Band feels honour bound to continue said friendship with the wicked crone, instead of the red-lipsticked accomplice who captured his heart.

Meanwhile in Mosestaria, Mosestarian Chieftain, Moses the Young (er) (May his long beard grow ever longer) was implementing Democracy, after a cunning but dangerous suggestion made by the Empress of Jennymaesia. Obviously, it had to be done by postal vote due to Rubylander-spead fear-mongering about a monkey-pox virus, but the vote was quite successful. Of the 81 or so million Mosestarian voters, all 162 million votes received were in favour of Moses the Young (er) (May his hair be never gray) continuing his Chieftainship, a clear indication of just how strongly the Mosestarian people love their leader.

Unfortunately, it was all part of an elaborate scheme to invade Mosestaria, as during the course of the festivities celebrating Mosestaria's embracement of Democracy and the election of Moses the Young (er), an Axis of Evil - invaders from Jennymaesia, Shittimistan and the badlands formerly known as Rubyland - arrived, overthrowing the rightful leadership of Mosestaria and driving their esteemed leader to take refuge deep undergound - in a basement, no less!
 
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Moses_Young said:
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.....

Mosestarian Chieftain, Moses the Young (er) (May his Chiefdom be returned and his [female] enemies' lipstick smudged in a messy but amusing fashion) has had somewhat of a harrowing week, what, with the defection of his chief spy, the implementation of Democracy in Mosestaria, the defeat of the Mosestarian navy by an innumerable band of Shittimistanian apes arriving on environmentally-unfriendly flotsam and jetsam provided by the President of Lanolinland (wherever that is!), and worst of all, the subsequent annexation of Mosestaria by Rubylander upstart, terrorist, and self-proclaimed La Madame President.

It all started when famous Mosestarian diplomat and businessman, Jomés Band - codename 00007.1, infiltrated the terrorist network of La Madame President. He naturally fell for one of the beautiful, red-lipsticked accomplices of the terrorist leader in a selfless effort for Chief and Chiefdom, but what he didn't realise was that the day after he befriended said terrorist, the nefarious Rubylander Intelligence Agency swapped name-badges with his beloved and the Wicked Witch of Jennymaesia (not to be confused with the Empress of Jennymaesia, although Mosestarians consider any confusion between the two to be completely understandable). Now, poor Jomés Band feels honour bound to continue said friendship with the wicked crone, instead of the red-lipsticked accomplice who captured his heart.

Meanwhile in Mosestaria, Mosestarian Chieftain, Moses the Young (er) (May his long beard grow ever longer) was implementing Democracy, after a cunning but dangerous suggestion made by the Empress of Jennymaesia. Obviously, it had to be done by postal vote due to Rubylander-spead fear-mongering about a monkey-pox virus, but the vote was quite successful. Of the 81 or so million Mosestarian voters, all 162 million votes received were in favour of Moses the Young (er) (May his hair be never gray) continuing his Chieftainship, a clear indication of just how strongly the Mosestarian people love their leader.

Unfortunately, it was all part of an elaborate scheme to invade Mosestaria, as during the course of the festivities celebrating Mosestaria's embracement of Democracy and the election of Moses the Young (er), an Axis of Evil - invaders from Jennymaesia, Shittimistan and the badlands formerly known as Rubyland - arrived, overthrowing the rightful leadership of Mosestaria and driving their esteemed leader to take refuge deep undergound - in a basement, no less!
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Have no fears, former ruler of Mosestaria. The liberation army, also known as the civilized and friendly army, is treating all civilians in the most respectful way. Of course, non cooperative civilians and military personnel will be dealt with accordingly and green lipstick will be applied.

Jomés Band, or at least one of his many identities, is escorting the Empress to a reception at the rags to riches White House of Mosestaria. He has offered the Empress a brand new tire as a token of loyalty.

Unfortunately the Mosestarian general election process admits the mosquito population voting rights. Rubyland and Jennymaesia legislation don’t accept blood sucking bugs anywhere near a ballot. We are despite this unfortunate situation happy to see that 40 % of the mosquitoes did not support the ruler. On these grounds it was more than fair to invade and liberate the oppressed people of Mosestaria.

😁
 
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Banning Sculpt for returning the Banned game to the original purpose-\
Be banned or give Hairy a kiss-:):unsure:(y):giggle:

 
Lanolin

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Sculpt doesnt have the authority to ban anyone, he just lives on Sculpt Mountain all by himself and talking to thin air.

Lanolinlanders will send him some rainbows if he comes down from the mountain top into the real world.
 
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