All Dogs Do Not Go To Heaven

Contrary to what some here believe, and wish for, all dogs DO NOT go to heaven. It is just the truth, and no need to whine and cry about it, or get angry with me....Seriously.......goodness...

Below is a List of the dogs that will not go to heaven:

Corndogs
Chili Dogs
Cheses Dogs
Slaw Dogs
Turkey Dogs
Veggie Dogs
(or any combination of the above)

People, these dogs WILL NOT go to heaven. Get over it!

It's ok, as long as there are Kraut dogs there😂 and I'm thinking they might not be called 'dogs' there🤣

Woof! Woof!

Those dogs are unholy abominations anyway. Basically cream-of-chitlins in a tube. They don't deserve to go to Heaven.

"Even veggie dogs?"

ESPECIALLY veggie dogs. All hot dogs are scraps pretending to be meat. Veggie dogs take the deception to the next level by making plant matter pretend to be animal matter.

Turkey and veggies dogs can die now for all I care....
But in the meantime I'm eating all the others I can.

These "dogs", of course, are those people who are without Christ (Matthew 7:6, Philippians 3:2, etc.)

Well, not that it's a big deal, but I'm hoping for some Sabrett hotdogs with mustard and cooked red onions.

I dont see hotdogs on the list, does that mean they do?

My local Flea Market sells these on Saturdays and Sundays.

I think I'll be stopping in for some one of those two days:

Sounds like a good plan.

It tastes like a good plan, too...lol.

I rarely ever eat hotdogs, but I do love ones like these.

Actually....
Hot dogs do not have to be made with scrap meat. I use pork butts and veal round in mine. No scrap meat. It makes a huge difference in the taste.

Of course you can taste the spices too...it's usually not much and fairly mild. Then they get cold smoked and either poached or grilled.

Bit when they actually taste like the meats they are made from...it's a different creature.

Ilove beef hot dogs with spicy mustard and kraut........mmmmm

Yeah, spicy mustard.

I need that little extra kick in the pants sometimes...lol.

Sauerkraut is good, but I still prefer my cooked red onions.

Actually, raw onions on a hotdog are pretty tasty, too.

Scratch made corn dogs taste nothing like those infernal creations sold at the grocery or gas stations.

It's enough to make a person wonder what actually the others are made from....

I remember Dennis Swanberg (Swanburg?) talking about going to a baseball game:

"I love everything about baseball. I love the music, I love the crowds. I love getting a hot dog. I love the pine tar, the sawdust, rosin, you can find all that in a good stadium hot dog. But a little mustard covereth a multitude of sins, ya know."

So you make your own hot dogs, out of real meat?

Hmm... Do you sell these at your coffee shop, perchance? That would be worth the drive over there, to have a real hot dog made from real meat, and see what kind of cakes you have out on that particular day.

When comparing sausage....

Took a sausage patty I had made from scratch and one from McDonald's out of a biscuit.

Looking at them through a microscope and other visual inspections....
Even the brown spots in the Grey meat are painted with food coloring on the McDonald's patty. The spices are from essential oils instead of actual herbs and spices. The color otherwise was uniform and no discernible meat fibers. Meaning that this was likely made from animal protein but ammonia washed and processed gristle and skin.

The scratch made had chunks of white meat and a few Grey pieces with obvious specks of herbs and spices. The browning of the outside was clearly seared meat.

The flavor?

Scratch made is addictive because of the flavor. McDonald's? Meh. Salty and shallow flavor.

We are making breakfast sausage and chorizo sausage....maybe Italian too. Not sure....depends on staffing issues and available manpower.
We'll be on the square in Murfreesboro.