can you guys post something funny please?

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LOL, for those who may not know... This is Beto O'Rouke (Liberal-D) campaigning for Governor of Texas...
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Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
The outside
 
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The widow Freitag lived with her adult children Anna and Aaron and pet cat Nellie which they all had the most dear attachment to as Nellie was a rescue cat from their neighbors who lost everything in a fire. Aaron was often required to be on the road for weeks at a time on business and would call home often to check in. On one such occasion after being gone for a week Aaron called home and when Anna answered the first question from Aaron was to know how Nellie was for he had a premonition and Anna excitedly and tearfully shouted into the phone, “Nellie is dead!” Aaron was shocked and perturbed that Anna was so blunt, where upon he scolded her and suggested that she could have broken the news to him gradually, saying, “you should have told me Nellie is on the roof and we can't get her down,” and the next time I would call you could say, “Nellie fell off the roof and we took her to the vet,” and then the next time I called you could tell me, “the vet did all possible but poor Nellie succumbed to her injuries.” You were very insensitive the way you just blurted out, “Nellie's dead”. Now let me talk to mom. Where upon Anna replied, “mom is on the roof”.
 
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Which reminds me of this classic
Bouillabaisse (French: [bu.ja.ˈbɛs]; Occitan: bolhabaissa, bullabessa [ˌbuʎaˈβajsɔ / ˌbujaˈbajsɔ]) is a traditional Provençal fish stew originating in the port city of Marseille. The French and English form bouillabaisse comes from the Provençal Occitan word bolhabaissa, a compound that consists of the two verbs bolhir (to boil) and abaissar (to reduce heat, i.e., simmer). Always thought of this made with fish heads.

Almost sure Dr. DeMento was on WLS or WFLD here in Chicago in the 60's. >>>>>
 

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Bouillabaisse (French: [bu.ja.ˈbɛs]; Occitan: bolhabaissa, bullabessa [ˌbuʎaˈβajsɔ / ˌbujaˈbajsɔ]) is a traditional Provençal fish stew originating in the port city of Marseille. The French and English form bouillabaisse comes from the Provençal Occitan word bolhabaissa, a compound that consists of the two verbs bolhir (to boil) and abaissar (to reduce heat, i.e., simmer). Always thought of this made with fish heads.

Almost sure Dr. DeMento was on WLS or WFLD here in Chicago in the 60's. >>>>>

He featured all of those funny songs we loved as kids.
 
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How far off the rails>>>>>

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The new owner of Miss Universe is a transgender woman: meet Anne Jakkaphong
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2 of 23 Photos in Gallery In October 2022, tycoon Anne Jakkaphong announced that she had bought the Miss Universe contest. Photo: @annejkn.official / Instagram
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How far off the rails>>>>>

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This isn't the Babylon Bee or Onion is it?