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kinda

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I thought that would appeal to you since you see relationships as a bit of a gamble. I also tried to appeal to your sense of law and order with the APB.
I think you have an opportunity here to develop your matchmaking skills and maybe get a little side business going. But you seem to need some economic help already if you would perform free with Lanolin in 20 years. I'm guessing she would be the one throwing you over the balcony for that.

Sounds dangerous. I will have to get a rain check on that, second thought, cash only.

No way I'm getting in the matchmaking service, just don't think my heart is in it.

You have experience in marriage, this might be right up your alley.
 

Cameron143

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Sounds dangerous. I will have to get a rain check on that, second thought, cash only.

No way I'm getting in the matchmaking service, just don't think my heart is in it.

You have experience in marriage, this might be right up your alley.
I'm an expert from afar. That's why I endorse the drone delivery bride idea. All cash is a good idea. A no refund policy is a must.
 

HealthAndHappiness

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[QUOTE"HealthAndHappiness, post: 5062948, member: 317081"]I hear that Amazon is planning to start shipping online brides this way...

Good grief. Lol!
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I'm not meaning to be insensitive.
I just just couldn't resist kidding . It sounded like a fast pizza delivery commercial.
 

Cameron143

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[QUOTE"HealthAndHappiness, post: 5062948, member: 317081"]I hear that Amazon is planning to start shipping online brides this way...

Good grief. Lol!
🍕😄👍
I'm not meaning to be insensitive.
I just just couldn't resist kidding . It sounded like a fast pizza delivery commercial.[/QUOTE]
I think you have just opened the door for some enterprising people to provide a much needed service. If you get bigger drones you can send a minister too. For free advertising, some pizza company might send food for the reception.
I love it when a plan comes together.
 

HealthAndHappiness

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I'm not meaning to be insensitive.
I just just couldn't resist kidding . It sounded like a fast pizza delivery commercial.
I think you have just opened the door for some enterprising people to provide a much needed service. If you get bigger drones you can send a minister to. For free advertising, some pizza company might send food for the reception.
I love it when a plan comes together.[/QUOTE]
Bride, groom, minister, and catering in under an hour or the pizza is FREE!
 

Cameron143

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I think you have just opened the door for some enterprising people to provide a much needed service. If you get bigger drones you can send a minister to. For free advertising, some pizza company might send food for the reception.
I love it when a plan comes together.
Bride, groom, minister, and catering in under an hour or the pizza is FREE![/QUOTE]
I can't believe Vegas hasn't thought of this yet. Snooze, you lose. Patent pending...patent pending.
 

HealthAndHappiness

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LOL. Did we actually watch that show??? .:censored::LOL::unsure::giggle:. Good grief is right .;). I'm not telling .:devilish::ROFL::devilish:
I decided to mostly disconnect from TV as a teenager.
There used to be a mom and pop store in town that had decided to sell all of their previewed collection of DVDs and VHS tapes. The knew I liked some of their vintage TV series before it went downhill, 80s(?). I don't know where I'd place the Flying Nun on that scale. ...maybe with Hogan's Heroes?
 

Cameron143

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LOL. Did we actually watch that show??? .:censored::LOL::unsure::giggle:. Good grief is right .;). I'm not telling .:devilish::ROFL::devilish:
Are you saying Sally Fields missed her calling? She was great in Steel Magnolias. I know there will be some who think I may need to consider turning in my man card, but that movie was hilarious.
 

Lynx

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No what's gonna be nicer? In twenty years, Lynx and I will still be single, sitting up in the booth, and acting like Staltler and Waldorf (from the muppets).

I can see it now...Fast forward twenty years in the singles forum, posting in another relationship topic...


I w*rk at a McDonald's and I still use a variation of that line about the medium sketch.

"They want that quarter pounder well done."
"Nothing around here is ever done well."

But you'll never get me into a Statler and Waldorf situation. Apparently they paid to be there. You'd have to pay ME to sit through a theater show. :p
 

BrotherMike

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I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
 

Lynx

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I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
Give it up. You will and you know it. We all do. None of us want to but we know we will.
 

cinder

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Give it up. You will and you know it. We all do. None of us want to but we know we will.
We keep hoping that this time the person makes a compelling case instead of just thinking I want this so much it's a need that I deserve to have met by any random person who reads this.
 

kinda

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I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
I will not click on these kind of posts...
Simpsons fan?


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By the way, last I seen you post, you were about to do the unthinkable, and start a relationship, or get married.

How are things?
 

Lanolin

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what.
These days there are no mail-order brides.
Theres online husbands though. You can 'hire-a-hubby' its a legit business tho I cant say I have ever called them.
 

tourist

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Tourist has said in the past that his nickname comes from the fact that he is just passing by from this world into heaven.

His real residency is in heaven; here on earth 🌎, he's just a tourist. ♥️
Hit the nail on the head for sure. :)
 

BrotherMike

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Simpsons fan?


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By the way, last I seen you post, you were about to do the unthinkable, and start a relationship, or get married.

How are things?
Great! One year anniversary in May. She’s amazing and has been a huge blessing in my life. Coming from the days when I thought I would be single for the rest of my life… it’s been mind blowing how God has had a perfect plan all along.

For those who are single keep praying His will to be done in your life and be still and know He is God. It’s ok to be single or whatever His plan is for you at this time. He just wants you to follow Him and He will direct your path. Praise Him in your moment wherever you are at and watch what He can do for you!
 

Lanolin

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was it click and collect?

But this guy is in British Columbia here so which one is British and which one is Columbian?
 

Lanolin

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Dominoes is pretty good
Not sure if they have it in BC though

I was thinking is there a Christian Wife Agency you can call that delivers or you have to pick them up yourself.
With the Hire--a-Hubbys they come in their own van.
 

kinda

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Great! One year anniversary in May. She’s amazing and has been a huge blessing in my life. Coming from the days when I thought I would be single for the rest of my life… it’s been mind blowing how God has had a perfect plan all along.

For those who are single keep praying His will to be done in your life and be still and know He is God. It’s ok to be single or whatever His plan is for you at this time. He just wants you to follow Him and He will direct your path. Praise Him in your moment wherever you are at and watch what He can do for you!

Good to hear Mike, you can send a private message, and say the truth, since your wife won't be able to see that. lol Just kidding!

I'm happy for you!