DAD JOKES

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Brian27603

Brian27603

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I want to hear your best Dad jokes. I think we need to levity in here.

Did you hear about the new movie Constipation? No? That's right, it hasn't come out yet.
 
tourist

tourist

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My dad has been dead since 2008. Guess I'm not in the mood for dad jokes.
 
Talljake

Talljake

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A blond walked into a bar.....she said it hurt real bad. Da dum pshh
 
Magenta

Magenta

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Brian27603 said:
My mother would have loved this joke. She was blonde and loved blonde jokes. Thank you. I needed a reminder of her. She passed away earlier this year and I needed this.
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I am sorry to hear of the passing of your dearly beloved mother...


With Deepest Sympathy
My daughter is blond also and loves blond jokes .:giggle::coffee::giggle:
 
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Karlon

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son: "dad, i got a part in the school play, i play the husband".
dad: "too bad they didn't give you a speaking role"!
 
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Gideon300

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I'm at the age where I am asking life's most important questions. Such as, "Why am I here? In the kitchen? I know I came in here for something............" My wife thought it funny anyway.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Gideon300 said:
I'm at the age where I am asking life's most important questions. Such as, "Why am I here? In the kitchen? I know I came in here for something............" My wife thought it funny anyway.
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Ah, so you believe in the hereafter?

Walk into a room, stop... "What am I here after?"
 
PennEd

PennEd

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Why do all the Swedish Ships have bar codes on their hulls?

Because they have to scan da navy in!
 
tourist

tourist

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Brian27603 said:
My mother would have loved this joke. She was blonde and loved blonde jokes. Thank you. I needed a reminder of her. She passed away earlier this year and I needed this.
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My mom passed away in 2019. It was a very hard time for me. I'm sure that this is a very hard time for you too. You certainly have my condolences.
 
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