Have We Found the Cheat Code for Trying to Get Back On Santa's Nice List Next Year?

Hey Everyone,

I was joking with a friend that any sarcastic remarks I make today are just me getting a head start on making The Naughty List again next year. Boo! Even though I missed out this year, I was hoping I just might make The Nice List for next year!

And then I thought about it.

Sure, Santa didn't leave anything under my tree THIS year. But YESTERDAY was Christmas 2024, so TECHNICALLY, today, December 26, is the day AFTER Christmas -- but STILL PART of 2024!

As in, it's not 2025 just yet.

And doesn't the NEW YEAR actually start on JANUARY FIRST, 2025???

* THEREFORE, since Dec. 26 - Dec. 31 is AFTER Christmas but BEFORE the NEW YEAR, does this mean these "in-between days" are actually FREEBIES?!?

* Is this the Grace Period before Christmas and New Year's??? Does anything we do on these days technically NOT COUNT towards the "New Year" tally of being Naughty or Nice??!

* If those of us who have... "complications"... with staying on the Nice List get all our naughtiness worked out on these 6 days -- then clean the slate and turn over a new leaf on January 1 until Christmas of 2025... WILL WE STILL MAKE THE NICE LIST NEXT YEAR???

Ladies and Gentleman, I think we may have just found a Christmas Loophole!!!

Don't you agree??! 😀

Yes, it absolutely IS a grace period. Go wild! Be double nawty! Or even triple! haha

Hey Everyone,

I was joking with a friend that any sarcastic remarks I make today are just me getting a head start on making The Naughty List again next year. Boo! Even though I missed out this year, I was hoping I just might make The Nice List for next year!

And then I thought about it.

Sure, Santa didn't leave anything under my tree THIS year. But YESTERDAY was Christmas 2024, so TECHNICALLY, today, December 26, is the day AFTER Christmas -- but STILL PART of 2024!

As in, it's not 2025 just yet.

And doesn't the NEW YEAR actually start on JANUARY FIRST, 2025???

* THEREFORE, since Dec. 26 - Dec. 31 is AFTER Christmas but BEFORE the NEW YEAR, does this mean these "in-between days" are actually FREEBIES?!?

* Is this the Grace Period before Christmas and New Year's??? Does anything we do on these days technically NOT COUNT towards the "New Year" tally of being Naughty or Nice??!

* If those of us who have... "complications"... with staying on the Nice List get all our naughtiness worked out on these 6 days -- then clean the slate and turn over a new leaf on January 1 until Christmas of 2025... WILL WE STILL MAKE THE NICE LIST NEXT YEAR???

Ladies and Gentleman, I think we may have just found a Christmas Loophole!!!

Don't you agree??! 😀

Hey Everyone,

I was joking with a friend that any sarcastic remarks I make today are just me getting a head start on making The Naughty List again next year. Boo! Even though I missed out this year, I was hoping I just might make The Nice List for next year!

And then I thought about it.

Sure, Santa didn't leave anything under my tree THIS year. But YESTERDAY was Christmas 2024, so TECHNICALLY, today, December 26, is the day AFTER Christmas -- but STILL PART of 2024!

As in, it's not 2025 just yet.

And doesn't the NEW YEAR actually start on JANUARY FIRST, 2025???

* THEREFORE, since Dec. 26 - Dec. 31 is AFTER Christmas but BEFORE the NEW YEAR, does this mean these "in-between days" are actually FREEBIES?!?

* Is this the Grace Period before Christmas and New Year's??? Does anything we do on these days technically NOT COUNT towards the "New Year" tally of being Naughty or Nice??!

* If those of us who have... "complications"... with staying on the Nice List get all our naughtiness worked out on these 6 days -- then clean the slate and turn over a new leaf on January 1 until Christmas of 2025... WILL WE STILL MAKE THE NICE LIST NEXT YEAR???

Ladies and Gentleman, I think we may have just found a Christmas Loophole!!!

Don't you agree??! 😀

1. ADDING THINGS, LOTS OF THINGS, ALL THE THINGS, TO BLACK COFFEE!!

Holy Chamoly!!!

You heard it here first!!!

Not only is it Dec. 26 - Dec. 31 an official grace period, but... Sub is now challenging us to do THREE naughty things at once!! (At least, that's how I'M hearing it.)

WOWZERS.

That's SO much naughty, I don't even know where to start!!!

Hmm. I think I'm going to begin by:

1. ADDING THINGS, LOTS OF THINGS, ALL THE THINGS, TO BLACK COFFEE!! (Oh, I know that's going to positively roast the Coffee Purist's beans, alright!)

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2. Next, I'm going to perfectly harmonize LOUDLY SLURPING my COFFEE WHICH HAS ALL THE THINGS while HAVING A LOUD CONVERSATION on my PHONE in PUBLIC!! And I'm going to make sure I sit down right next to you!!

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3. Finally, I going to do ALL that slurping and LOUD talking while doing THE MOST HORRIFYING THING KNOWN TO HUMANKIND (brace yourself):

I'M GOING TO WEAR SOCKS WITH SANDALS!!

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SOMEONE BETTER HAVE 911 ON SPEED DIAL, because no one is going to make it out of that coffee shop alive!!!

(As a bonus, just to make sure I can handle 3 DEVIOUS THINGS AT ONCE, you may have noticed I'm warming up by RANDOMLY TYPING IN ALL CAPS AND ADDING IN ALL KINDS OF NEEDLESS PUNCTUATION!!!)

I DON'T THINK THIS MUCH NAUGHTINESS HAS EVER HAPPENED ALL AT ONCE!!!

THANKS FOR THE IDEA, @Subhumanoidal!!!

Have I ever mentioned I love loopholes?!?


WHAT 3 NAUGHTY THINGS WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO DO?!

Oh dear!
This is beyond naughty... 🤦

I would like to issue a public apology I was being a hypocrite I do on occasion put heavy cream into my coffee . You're alright with me Seoul

I'm always happy to make peace with a coffee drinker from another denomination!

Thank you for not excommunicating me for my radical beliefs.