Deep Thoughts

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maxwel

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Deep Thought #1:

Ok... well... I'm trying... but... I got nothin.



I'll try again next week.
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GaryA

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#2
Deep Thought #1:

Ok... well... I'm trying... but... I got nothin.



I'll try again next week.
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You have a well - some wells are deep... :D

Is your well deep?

If so - if you think about your deep well, does that mean you are having deep thoughts?

Well?

:sneaky:
 

maxwel

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#3
You have a well - some wells are deep... :D

Is your well deep?

If so - if you think about your deep well, does that mean you are having deep thoughts?

Well?

:sneaky:
Thank you brother for presuming my well is deep.

We will just pretend that it is... not like anyone needs to know.

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GaryA

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#4
Thank you brother for presuming my well is deep.

We will just pretend that it is... not like anyone needs to know.

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"Imagine if you will...'

(think: Rod Serling)

- that an ant would consider your well to be deep...

Well - there you go - you have a deep well. :geek:

See how easy that was?

Now, you just need to fill your deep well with deep thoughts. ;)
 

maxwel

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#5
Thought #1.5

If Calvinists are so certain I've been "elected"...
then why are all those other clowns running the country and not me?

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PAC-fit

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'It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.' A. Einstein
 
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If a person breathes out of their mouth instead of their nose,are they a mouth breather?
 

Magenta

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Thank you brother for presuming my well is deep.

We will just pretend that it is... not like anyone needs to know.
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In order to have depth perception, you need to have binocular vision... :unsure::giggle:

Because two eyes provide different perspectives of the same object, which your brain combines to create a single image.
 

Burn1986

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Deep Thought #1:

Ok... well... I'm trying... but... I got nothin.



I'll try again next week.
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That’s probably the best one yet 👍 Most of us don’t have anything. We’re just pondering, “How do I get a breakthrough? What have I tried so far? Why didn’t God answer when I fasted and prayed? What sin have I not confessed? Was I asking with wrong motives? What was it that angered God toward me?”

Rant over
 

maxwel

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That’s probably the best one yet 👍 Most of us don’t have anything. We’re just pondering, “How do I get a breakthrough? What have I tried so far? Why didn’t God answer when I fasted and prayed? What sin have I not confessed? Was I asking with wrong motives? What was it that angered God toward me?”

Rant over
Hi Burns, thank you for taking time to respond and join in.

This thread was just created as a bit of fun and humor.
If you're genuinely perplexed by God's will, we can certainly discuss that in a separate thread, or even privately.
Personally I don't feel perplexed by God's sovereign will or his peculiar answers to prayers... but if you do, we can certainly talk about that.

God Bless.
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Lynx

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That’s probably the best one yet 👍 Most of us don’t have anything. We’re just pondering, “How do I get a breakthrough? What have I tried so far? Why didn’t God answer when I fasted and prayed? What sin have I not confessed? Was I asking with wrong motives? What was it that angered God toward me?”

Rant over
I can't speak for anybody else, but when I personally hit that particular wall, it usually means I'm trying too hard for something I shouldn't be trying for. What I need to do then is just pull back and live for a while and see what happens in my life. Sometimes nothing happens and I just keep living. Sometimes something completely unexpected happens.
 

Cameron143

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The OP unnecessarily made things much harder on himself. Had he simply titled the thread...Thoughts...he would only have had half his current problems.