Oh dishes.......I am going to go back in the way back time vault and quote myself from Jan 2022 about dishes and cups in particular.
"Reckon I am the typical or the generalization for single guys. 14 years ago when my ex and I divorced, she just wanted gone. So she made no claims and she let the court know I could have the house, the kids, and the dogs. So for 14 years I have been hearing from my mother, sisters, Aunts, nieces, and my friends wives.
That ya sure can tell I am single cause have no pictures on the walls. As well as for 14 years they shake their heads cause my drapes don't match my furniture. My furniture don't match my carpet. My silverware is a hodge podge of 4 different patterns. While I have all china type plates all my cups are plastic and do not match the dinnerware. With some of those plastic cups saying Taco Bell, McDonalds, Subway, and other fast food names on them.
For 14 years they have been letting me know I should get remarried. I am convinced they only do so cause they are all OCD and when they visit my home, that all the mismatch sets off their anxiety.......LOL"
Once upon a time I was married and in a matter of months will be so again. This time in between I have remained "that" single guy and rarely have to wash a cup because I drink straight from every container, milk, juice, 2 liter, you name it.
The bright side for my ma, sisters, nieces, and aunts when they come to my home for a holiday meal or a SB party. They will no longer feel the need to bring their own drinks. They can drink from the container in my ice box and know it is safe because once again I have adult supervision.........LOL
"Reckon I am the typical or the generalization for single guys. 14 years ago when my ex and I divorced, she just wanted gone. So she made no claims and she let the court know I could have the house, the kids, and the dogs. So for 14 years I have been hearing from my mother, sisters, Aunts, nieces, and my friends wives.
That ya sure can tell I am single cause have no pictures on the walls. As well as for 14 years they shake their heads cause my drapes don't match my furniture. My furniture don't match my carpet. My silverware is a hodge podge of 4 different patterns. While I have all china type plates all my cups are plastic and do not match the dinnerware. With some of those plastic cups saying Taco Bell, McDonalds, Subway, and other fast food names on them.
For 14 years they have been letting me know I should get remarried. I am convinced they only do so cause they are all OCD and when they visit my home, that all the mismatch sets off their anxiety.......LOL"
Once upon a time I was married and in a matter of months will be so again. This time in between I have remained "that" single guy and rarely have to wash a cup because I drink straight from every container, milk, juice, 2 liter, you name it.
The bright side for my ma, sisters, nieces, and aunts when they come to my home for a holiday meal or a SB party. They will no longer feel the need to bring their own drinks. They can drink from the container in my ice box and know it is safe because once again I have adult supervision.........LOL
And the fact that your family member will be able to partake of any beverages in your home without fear of contamination!
Lol!
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