Woke Restaurant Chain for Australia.
The government has announced a chain of woke restaurants. The plan is to open up in every place that has a population of more than 10,000, starting in Sydney. The menu is unsettled and will change constantly as issues increase or decrease in woke importance.
Since no one knows what woke and progressive really means, it’s a challenge. So this is the interim menu as of today.
Soup de Jour: Alphabet soup, consisting mostly of LGBTIQ+ elements with nutty flavours and bitter herbs.
Entrée: Pork barrel drizzled with political correctness and a tinge of green
Mains: Gluten free, meat free, taste free and nutrition free casserole. Don’t ask what’s in it, no one knows. A side of steaming vegetarians or fairies in the garden salad is optional
Dessert: Gender neutral ice cream. Choose your own everything! Ignore reality and make up your own, using Woke’s patented gender blender. Warning: Criticising this menu item may result in legal action against you. Trying to make sense of it may result in madness. Try it at your own risk.
Woke Restaurants have a unique business model. They are subscription only. You must subscribe to the woke/progressive agenda. The cost of the subscription is your common sense, intellectual rigour, intelligence, and freedom of speech. Woke Pty Ltd thinks this is a small price to pay for the destruction of Australia’s society.
Special offer! All Woke subscribers will receive free Mandarin lessons. They will come in handy when China takes over.